Go! My Favorite Sports Team Season 4, Episode 38: Try Not to Cry

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What is a Sport?

Welcome to Season 4 of GMFST... depraved listeners! In this season-opening episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier redefine what is a sport. But as usual, other things get in the way. Tune in for sports news, sports discussions, mind sports, the latest Caitlin Clark updates, & oh so much more!

65 min

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Reindeer, Horses, & Skis, Oh My!

Another EXPLOSIVE episode! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier confront the j’accuse ghosts & bring you the most recent Caitlin Clark news (+ some other news) before they time travel into the sport of skijoring! From reindeer to horses & beyond, your hosts discuss it in all its forms. Grab your pet, skis or bike, & ride along while listening to this episode!

51 min

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Luck of the Irish

Given the holiday approaching, St. Patrick’s Day, your ever certain & uncertain hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, debate the existence of leprechauns, their pots of gold, lucky charms, & dive into a couple of Ireland-founded sports. From mythology, to history, to roads, & pronunciation pitfalls, this episode has it all! Tune in now to witness all the chaos & shenanigans!!

42 min

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It's Time

Old, Fresh, Ancient, either way it’s NEWS to you! Markiplier armed with a deep dive & Tyler Scheid with his master brain take turns revealing stories from around the world of sport! Tune in for the topics, stick around for the twists, turns, & jumps!? from all the hard hitting, epic dunking, & health conscious news!

64 min

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Opening Day

Ahh, the smell of spring, flowers, a fresh breeze, & BASEBALL! That’s right, opening day is upon us & Tyler Scheid gets to experience one of the best with his dad! Tune in & watch as Markiplier & Tyler take a swing at news, history, & maybe a bit at each other!? Grab a hot dog, put on your rally caps, & enjoy the festivities this episode brings!!

51 min

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Chaos & Controversy

You are not prepared… Tyler Scheid & Markiplier lead you down the twists of J’accuses & the turns of unexpected sports happenings. What chaos was summoned through crazy NFL payouts & the dissing of diamond rings!? What controversial secrets are exposed about “The Dream Team”, wee woos, & punch cards?! Prepare thy J’accuse pens, stare down a ref, & go blow for blow with this episode!

52 min

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Dumb & Dangerous

Ferrets, cheetahs, & octopi, Oh My!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier wrestle with dumb & dangerous animal sports throughout history. But before diving in, there’s Ground Breaking News as Mark declares that Caitlin Clark has become OLD HAT!! Are there now MECHA-CLARKS?? Find out as you cuddle your pet ferret, grab some eel sushi, & wrestle your friends into watching this animalistic episode!!

48 min

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It's Playoff Time

Alley-oop and... THE SLAM!! with the BAM!!! It's time to dribble, dunk, dish, dime, & dribble! This week Tyler Scheid & Markiplier jump into NBA playoff basketball after drop stepping into some updates. From the "current" playoff picture, rules of the bracket & games, to NBA history with... ICE HOCKEY!? This episode has you winning the jump ball! Put on your sneakers, hit that buzzer beater, & hate buy a GMFST shirt as you enjoy this episode!

51 min

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Eggs-actly What You Need

Spring is in the air, colorful eggs are littered across the ground, with smiling chocolate rabbits all around… Peeps & candy strewn about, what sport could this episode be about!? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier egg-citedly crack into the world of egg sports after scrambling through some news! Toss an egg to a friend, dance around, & don’t egg-nore this egg-cellent episode!

46 min

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Playing Pickle

HOLEY BALLS!! This is a pickle... a PICKLEBALL that is!!! Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a journey into one of the fastest growing sports of today! That is, if TV timeouts don't stop him... So find a friend, pet a dog, grab your paddle, & tune into this episode on your way to your local pickleball court!

53 min

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Sports & SPERM!?

Sport is EVOLVING!! Or is it devolving!? From new MLB bats, to using hawk eye to track balls, & into microscopic sperm racing events, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into all the top stories in the world of sport. Tune in now to find out if sperm racing is real, if a hole-in-one on a par 3 course should count, & what happened to Mark's keys.

54 min

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Mascot Mania

Baseball heads! Fantastical furry costumes! Clam calamities! What do all these things have in common? That’s right, they’re sports mascots! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the Gritty world of weird mascots & their origins. Don’t be a big baby & tune in to find out which mascots tower above the competition in this wacky wonder of an episode!

52 min

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Top 10 Worst

Sports referees, officials, & judges make decisions that can make sports history, but who judges sports judges? Tyler Scheid & Markiplier step up to the task as they review & discuss the top 10 worst calls made by sports officials. Grab a gavel, don a British court wig, & rate these sports calls as you watch & listen along!

50 min

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Baseball... but BIGGER

Fast! or Slow.... & FURIOUS! After striking out the j’accuses, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier touch base with a previously undiscussed baseball-like sport! That's right, it's time for SOFTBALL!! With a big swing at these bigger balls, your elegant hosts take you through the historic journey that lead to women's fastpitch softball. Tie up a boxing glove, grab a broomstick, & swing away at this episode!

42 min

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How Scandalous!

After announcing GMFST’s return to being #1 Caitlin Clark Podcast, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier discuss a slew of major sports news!! From the potential banning of the tush push to a ski jumping crotch scandal, your hosts hope to help you avoid a $25,000 wardrobe malfunction & more. Close your ears, open your eyes, & confess your love for the podcast on the subreddit after WATCHING this glorious episode!

50 min

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Call In Chaos

What in the screaming room is this!?...some very special guests!?!? That’s right, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are joined by the GMFST community to host this episode! Join in as the special guests get relationship advice, share their sports knowledge, & get various burning questions answered!! You will never guess what twists your fellow elegant listeners will take this episode, unless you TUNE IN NOW!!

57 min

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We Will Break Your TV

With various elegant listeners & viewers calling in as guests throughout, things take a number of dramatic turns... From the Markiplier dirt box days, to the brand new catchable Pokémon, Tyler Scheid, you aren't prepared for the wildness of this episode!! Prep some mud pies, chew on some metal, & protect your tv when you tune into this one! *a TV was harmed in the making of this episode*

60 min

18

Inside a Championship

Fun. camaraderie, & joy. While Markiplier is lost in his server farm, Tyler Scheid is joined by his friend JP & they discuss his sports life, childhood sports memories, hockey, soccer & his incredible experiences working for an NHL team. Put up some curtains, put on your championship ring, & join this wild ride of an episode!

53 min

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Gotta Go Fast

In a world of jumping, running, racing, sporting, one form has been overlooked… e-sports! But not today! Your host Tyler Scheid is joined by 2 legends in the speedrunning community, Fu & Adef, as they discuss the athleticism & history of speedrunning! Grab your controller, prep for GDQ (Games Done Quick), & hit that frame perfect play of this episode!

65 min

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Games Done Quick

It's been called their "superbowl", the ultimate stage for speedy hands & record times & all for a good cause... GDQ!!! (aka Games Done Quick) Joined by 2 huge names seen on the GDQ broadcast, Kungfufruitcup & Adef, your host Tyler Scheid breaks down what this event is & how you can support it RIGHT NOW! Listen to this episode, then speed your way to check out GDQ, donate to charity, & see the speed in real time!

62 min

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This Is Important

With so much going on it's time to catch up! Markiplier is back & ready to GO! Tyler Scheid has some news & topics at the ready, so it's time to hit it while it's HOT. From Wiener racing to Caitlin Clark, they cover it all! Tune in all the way to the end for an important conversation you absolutely need to hear! Now GO! watch & listen & stop reading this description!

75 min

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The Ol' Run & Throw

A sport Markiplier actually knows & competed in & Tyler Scheid didn't?! It's time to hit the Track... & Field! After some news & a confession of sorts, your hosts get into the details of some of the oldest sports in history! From ancient Greece & the Roman empire into today's USATF Outdoor & Para National Championships, they cover it all! So launch your shot, hurdle the obstacles in your path, & sprint your way to this episode!

55 min

23

Bonds, Beer, & Baseball

History is full of wild stories, so you know sports history has to have some great ones! From a 3 team baseball game to 10 cent no limit beer for fans, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier embark into the stories of old, America's pastime, BASEBALL! Learn about ravens vs crows, who's getting cancelled... WAIT! Are we getting cancelled!? Tune in now to find out, can you save us??

54 min

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Markiplier & Other Old News

4-legged shadows have entered the studio alongside your wonderful hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier. Who could they be? Well Chica & Henry of course! Tune in as these 4 fabulous creatures tackle topics of speed, poles, & holes! From Angel Reese's improvements to winking at your "friends" you are sure to have a fun informative time!

47 min

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The Ultimate Sports Authority

From the Fyre Fest of baseball through Tom Brady’s terrible advice & into Bill Belichick's career & dating choices, your sweaty hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, toe the line with various updates on all things sports! Grab a bunless hot dog, serve your tea on the subreddit, & tune in for the new, but old, news!

56 min

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Riotous Trash Talk

It’s time for a riot! Chaos rings in the studio as your hosts, Markiplier & Tyler Scheid, recount an ancient riot & sling insults as they discuss the art of sports rival trash talk. From Mark’s murderous mutterings to Tyler’s terrifically terrible trash talk, you’ll need ice for the epic burns these guys put on each other & you! Think of your most creative trash talk & post in the GMFST subreddit while you experience this riot of an episode!

47 min

27

Dwile Drinking

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! After sharing what’s going on in their lives & a grocery shopping tip, your hostsTipsy Tyler Scheid & Maudlin Markiplier stumble into pub sports! From the REAL sport of dwile flonking(yes, it IS real, invented in the 1960s), cornhole, darts, & more, your hosts knock back one after another! Make your favorite cocktail, share it with a friend, & enjoy this bullseye of an episode!

54 min

28

Being Boy Hero

Ever worked up a sweat playing Guitar Hero? Imagine the workout professional musicians go through with each performance! To give you an idea of the athleticism of musical performances, your host, Tyler Scheid, is joined by Boy Hero, aka Dan Rudd! Practice your favorite instrument, run a spartan race with instrument in hand, & rock out to this episode!

86 min

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Mouthguards & Matrimony

You’ll leave this episode really having felt it! With new women’s sports leagues, a hospital visit, & trauma detecting technology, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tackle all the updates in sports. Wait…Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are now engaged?! Pop in a mouthguard & keep an eye out while you listen to this explosive episode!

24 min

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Sports are for Everyone

It's time to address something important! GMFST is a podcast for everyone because there is a sport for everyone! With sole hosting duties, Tyler Scheid is joined by Steven Spohn, Director of the Nancy A. Lieberman Back to Life Center at Mount Sinai & literally the coolest Rocket League player! Together they discuss the barriers people with disabilities face & what adaptations can be made to make sports more accessible. Go & tell your friends 3 things you like & tune in to this incredible episode!

61 min

31

Armed & Armored

Knights, jousting, & horse poop, oh my! Ye olde hosts, Lord Tyler Scheid & Sir Markiplier, speaketh the word on sports before time travelling back in time to the medieval era. From cod piece fashion to Sonic the Hedgehog jousting, they cover it all, & just like a battle, you never know what will happen next! Don your armor, grab your favorite polearm, & prepare for battle with this buhurt episode!

70 min

32

To Cox or not to Cox

Sex, Coxswains, & more sex… wait, what’s this podcast about again?! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk about why smaller often equals cute/cuter?? Then they Wade right into the sport of rowing, the Head Of The Charles Regatta, & the boat’s crew from bow to stern! Grab an oar or two & row in time to the sultry sounds of this episode while getting the best workout of your life!

50 min

33

Am I the Sports A*****e

News, TikToks, & debating if a$$hole or not, GMFST is your one stop listen for all things sport! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tackle the dangers of football, quiz you on the sounds of sport, & then pass judgment on AITA reddit posts. Post your favorite twonus annus:hockey edition ideas in the official subreddit, submit your “am I the asshole” sports edition links, & don’t dislocate anything while laughing at this hilarious episode!

67 min

34

Chilling Sports Curses & Haunts

There’s a ghost in the GMFST studio!?!? Add it to the list of sports hauntings as Tyler Scheid & Markiplier trick & treat you with this Halloween special! SPOOKY!! Leading in with discussions of scarily bad teams & an oddly missing person in the news, your hosts recount chilling tales of sports curses & hauntings! Don’t taunt or torment the sports ghosts while listening to this spooky episode, & have a Happy Halloween!

47 min

35

3 Fans, 2 Balls, & a Trench Coat

Exploding microwaves, a time-traveling Tom Brady, broken bones!? After sharing misfortunes in their lives, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier tell the tales of sports history where fans have truly & completely affected the game. Don’t stub your toe or explode your leftovers while being distracted by this hilarious episode!

57 min

36

The Athletics in Animation

Sports, Athleticism, & Animation collide! How? Alejandro Potter -an artist & animator for Infinity Ward- joins your host, Tyler Scheid, to talk about just that. From refreshing childhood core memories & super hero look-alikes to their take on the hottest male celebrity, you never know what twist, turns, tackles, & talks will come next! Squeeze into a mocap suit, hop into your gym, & see how much you can do while enjoying this highly animated episode!

75 min

37

World Criminal Records

From the World Series to an out-of-this-world Halloween pumpkin carving, you never know what will come across the desk at GMFST! Like CRIMES! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are back in studio together & as such it's time they deep dive into the events of late. Don't be a robot, & just say NO! to sports betting while you "enjoy" the latest happenings in the world!

48 min

38

Try Not to Cry

It’s time for turkey, taters, & tears… HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Go grab a box of tissues because Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are sure to make you cry! From the current status of sports-related legal battles heading to the Supreme Court to what your hosts are Thankful for, every second of this week’s episode is worth tuning in for. Be kind to yourself & others, try to do one nice thing for someone, & enjoy this highly heartfelt episode!

45 min

39

Good ol' Stick & Balls

What came first, the ball or the floor? What happens when ball meets floor? Well that's precisely why this episode exists! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier sweep the floor with knowledge & stick their noses into the professional & recreational sport of floorball! Rambunctious redditors, heart surgery sutures, balls & sticks are all included! Tune into the new merch at Store.gmfst.com as you get floored by this episode!

43 min

40

AITA | Sports Edition pt 2

Talk about going above & beyond to not be the assholes! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier recorded this during a holiday & sacrificed their minds & bodies to bring you the most important news... IRON LUNG IN THEATRES with TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Don't gamble & wait for someone else to contact your local theatre to offer Iron Lung. Grab your popcorn & tickets, while judging if these sports players/parents were the assholes or not!

47 min

41

Markiplier Did This

Don’t worry, you’re not seeing, or hearing, double! There’s two very special guests joining Tyler Scheid & Markiplier all the way from Portugal! Please welcome Lixian & Nervly, editors extraordinaire, as they find themselves in a battle of sports not knowers vs the sports knowers! From American sports to GMFST lore, our intrepid editors are put to the test! Which team will prevail? Pick a team, play along, & share your score at r/GMFST!

57 min

42

The Athleticism of Christmas

Surprise & Merry Christmas Eve! After a jolly a ho ho ho from Tyler Scheid & a grinch greeting from Markiplier, your festive hosts break down the crimes & athleticism of Santa’s journey to deliver presents & coal around the world. Leave out some milk, cookies, & candy canes for Santa & his elves while you let this episode lull you to sleep as you wait for him to break into your home!

34 min

43

A Markiplier Christmas

Merry Christmas! It’s Christmas Day so of course it’s time to OPEN PRESENTS!! That includes Tyler Scheid & Markiplier! Join in as your holiday hosts swap presents & share their stories from Christmas past. With topics ranging from winter snow days to sports in space, you never know what holiday magic comes next! Have a very Happy Holidays & enjoy this extra special dose of Christmas cheer!

28 min

44

200

It’s episode 200 of GMFST!! For this momentous episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier talk all things 200 in sports, then share some memories of GMFST’s origin & beyond. Share this moment with your friends & celebrate this special occasion!!!

39 min

45

Surviving AITA

The editors, Nervly & Lixian, are back for another magnificent episode. Oh! & your hosts Tyler Scheid & Markiplier are there too… It’s a wild ride of sports AITA discussions, wilderness survival tips, EXTREME badminton, & childhood sports stories. Make sure you have your trusty pocket knife, or tactical shovel, & scout out a comfy place to enjoy the chaos!

41 min

46

Markiplier Trapped!?

Where in the universe is Markiplier? While Tyler Scheid holds down the fort in the GMFST studio, Mark escapes a blood ocean to wander the world in search of sports news. From the Winter Olympics fiascos to ferocious fish, Mark’s on one incredible adventure! Grab your tickets for Iron Lung while you tune in to this wild episode!

24 min

47

2025 Highlights & Hilarity

2025 had some wild, wacky, & wondrous sports moments; from hot air balloon soccer to hockey hijinks to amazing athletic feats. To showcase these moments, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier look back through each month of 2025 & showcase "TYLER'S" favorite moments. Expect the unexpected, grab some new GMFST merch, & skate your way to r/GMFST to share your favorite sports moments of 2025!

48 min

48

Of Love & Sports

Happy Singles Awareness Day! While Markiplier is away, Tyler Scheid is joined by... YOUR NEW DAD!! Wait... new dad!? It's the amazing Maisie Lynn! Together, they aid all you fellow singles, & taken folks, as they find & breakdown the perfect sports romance movies & books to enjoy this Valentines Day. Get yourself some flowers, buy a friend some GMFST merch, curl up on the couch, & decide which sports rom-com is perfect for you!

65 min

49

Dodgers Pay & Trevor May

Bargaining, Billionaires, & Baseball... Your host, Tyler Scheid is joined by former MLB player turned content creator, Trevor May! Together they slide into the innings & outs around the big business of professional sports, specifically Major League Baseball (the MLB). Tune in as they run the bases of salary caps, player pay, franchise values, & the possibility of a lockout. There's a lot to learn & these two really hit a homerun with their combined knowledge!

59 min

50

Best/Worst Olympic Sports for your P*nis to Fall Out

Just how boned are you? Markiplier takes over as dictator of the show with a tier list like no other! WARNING: wear headphones unless you want judgemental glares from friends, coworkers, & your pets!! Check that your fly is zipped & all bits are contained before enjoying this indecent episode! Oh & go buy some GMFST merch as this episode is sure to cause GMFST to be demonetized!

46 min

51

He's a Runner He's a Track Star

You ever just run!? But like really run?? Well the wonderful, fantastic, crazy hilarious content creator extraordinaire, PatrckStatic, has! With host Tyler Scheid at the helm, they jog through Patrick’s sports life, from soccer to track to being a dad. Elbow your friends into enjoying the podcast & run to the subreddit to share your own personal bipedal racing stories!

54 min

52

Iron Lung Athleticism

SPOILER ALERT!! Tyler Scheid deep dives into Markiplier’s bloody blood-filled blood ocean, digging for the athletics involved in the filming of Iron Lung! From stunt injuries to navigating the NACMO, there was a lot of energy consumed to make this movie happen! Consider donating blood & bolt yourself in as you tune into this radioactive episode!

40 min

53

A Bloody Ocean of Fun: Season 4 is Done

Hello everybody & welcome to the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team Season 4 Finale! From phenomenal puppetry to fantastic guests, this episode has all the best! Hop in the Time Machine with Markiplier & Tyler and reminisce over the chaos of this past season of GMFST!

65 min