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Nightmare Theatre Season 3, Episode 13: The Cremators

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Goodness gracious, it's great balls of (alien) fire in this ludicrous low-budget laugher from 1973. Back in the NMTV studios, the Baron schools Sapo in the difference between good and bad scifi, and Sapo comes up with a "Cremators" brand coffee creamer. Watch Nightmare Theatre Season 3, Episode 13 The Cremators in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of Nightmare Theatre Season 3, Episode 13 and share your thoughts in the comments below!

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Episodes

13 episodes
1

Dementia 13

The gang returns to the NMTV studios with the help of special guest Deep Roy. and dig up this creaky 1963 thriller, directed by the legendary Francis Ford Coppola - proving conclusively that even cinematic geniuses can make crummy movies. Meanwhile, Sapo gives Mittens an axe and...

120 min
2

Snowbeast

Mittens is stalked by an "investigative journalist" who threatens to expose him to his local access cable audience, as the NMT crew suffers through this 1977 made-for-TV stinker about a mysterious creature wreaking havoc on a ski resort.

120 min
3

Hands of a Stranger

A concert pianist loses his hands in a car crash, and a mad surgeon replaces them with those of a criminal in the 1962 version of this oft-filmed French novel. Meanwhile, an unfortunate accident on the NMTV set gives Sapo an opportunity to perform some experimental surgery of his own.

120 min
4

Teenage Zombies

Zombie-mania hits the NMTV studios as the gang screens this incredibly low-budget effort from 1959, wherein yet another mad scientist is turning fun-loving teens into unquestioning slaves. Sapo becomes concerned with both the growing zombie menace and the tendency to use middle-aged actors to play teenagers, and turns the corporate might of Von Doren Industries to produce products for both potential markets.

120 min
5

The Devil's Hand

El Sapo conjures up a demon to the NMTV set, while screening this 1961 shlocker wherein a man's dreamlike visions of a mysterious woman lead him into a Satanic cult.

120 min
6

Octaman

The NMT crew suffer through this 1971 micro-budget retread of "Creature From The Black Lagoon" wherein a team of scientists discover the titular beast, a half man-half octopus, deep in the Mexican swamps.

120 min
7

Night Fright

Bad movie mainstay John Agar stars as the sheriff of a rural Texas town embattled by a mutant creature, the result of a government experiment gone horribly wrong, in this 1967 stinker.

120 min
8

Bride of the Gorilla

A microwave malfunction brings a sadly familiar face back to the NMTV studios, as the gang screens this lurid 1951 tale of a jungle wedding, voodoo curse, and some big league monkey business, featuring a young Raymond Burr and an old Lon Chaney Jr.

120 min
9

The Alien Factor

The NMT crew slogs through yet another small-town-menaced-by-monsters movie from 1978, notable only for a cameo by legendary horror host Richard "Count Gore De Vol" Dyszel.

120 min
10

Wolfman

A prodigal son returns to his father's estate, only to discover he suffers from a family curse perpetrated by an evil reverend in this late-70s low-budget monster mash, directed by and starring hillbilly impresario Earl Owensby.

1203 min
11

The Alien Dead

A meteor turns people into zombies in this laughably inept 1980 flick from legendary low-budget producer Fred Olen Ray. Meanwhile, the Baron is forced into damage-control mode as the enraged citizens from the rural Florida town where the movie was made threaten NMTV with legal action.

120 min
12

The Brain Machine

A secret government project sends four unwitting volunteers into a technological nightmare in this drab drama from 1972, as Sapo attempts to recreate the experiment on an equally unwitting volunteer - himself.

120 min
13

The Cremators

Goodness gracious, it's great balls of (alien) fire in this ludicrous low-budget laugher from 1973. Back in the NMTV studios, the Baron schools Sapo in the difference between good and bad scifi, and Sapo comes up with a "Cremators" brand coffee creamer.

120 min