The Perfect Women Season 3, Episode 5: The Perfect Women, Episode 5

1

The Perfect Women, Episode 1

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

59 min

2

The Perfect Women, Episode 2

The guy over the cat?

62 min

3

The Perfect Women, Episode 3

The trial of AlienBob

59 min

4

The Perfect Women, Episode 4

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

58 min

5

The Perfect Women, Episode 5

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

61 min

6

The Perfect Women, Episode 6

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

59 min

7

The Perfect Women, Episode 7

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

61 min

8

The Perfect Women, Episode 8

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

59 min

9

The Perfect Women, Episode 9

More than one Pokemon reference is made

61 min

10

The Perfect Women, Episode 10

horniness is real

60 min

11

The Perfect Women, Episode 11

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

61 min

12

The Perfect Women, Episode 12

The pixel is thicc

60 min

13

The Perfect Women, Episode 13

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

60 min

14

The Perfect Women, Episode 14

Chemtrails, fun socks

60 min

15

The Perfect Women, Episode 15

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

60 min

16

The Perfect Women, Episode 16

Mary's back. Are you happy?

61 min

17

The Perfect Women, Episode 17

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

60 min

18

The Perfect Women, Episode 18

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

61 min

19

The Perfect Women, Episode 19

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

63 min

20

The Perfect Women, Episode 20

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

59 min

21

The Perfect Women, Episode 21

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

61 min

22

The Perfect Women, Episode 22

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

59 min

23

The Perfect Women, Episode 23

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

62 min

24

The Perfect Women, Episode 24

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

59 min

25

The Perfect Women, Episode 25

9/11 hotwing muckbang

62 min

26

The Perfect Women, Episode 26

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

59 min

27

The Perfect Women, Episode 27

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

61 min

28

The Perfect Women, Episode 28

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

62 min

29

The Perfect Women, Episode 29

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

59 min

30

The Perfect Women, Episode 30

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

59 min

31

The Perfect Women, Episode 31

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

61 min

32

The Perfect Women, Episode 32

Do you have that mountain dew disease

61 min

33

The Perfect Women, Episode 33

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

64 min

34

The Perfect Women, Episode 34

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

63 min

35

The Perfect Women, Episode 35

Lower than a bitch

63 min

36

The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival

A very special episode

59 min

37

The Perfect Women, Episode 37

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

59 min

38

The Perfect Women, Episode 38

YEAR END CLEARANCE

60 min

39

The Perfect Women, Episode 39

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

58 min

40

The Perfect Women, Episode 40

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

62 min

41

The Perfect Women, Episode 41

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

59 min

42

The Perfect Women, Episode 42

take a fat shit (in Newark)

60 min

43

The Perfect Women, Episode 43

Let's look at some food pics

61 min

44

The Perfect Women, Episode 44

The front ass. The ass where you pee

61 min

45

The Perfect Women, Episode 45

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

59 min

46

The Perfect Women, Episode 46

Where's the hot chick

62 min

47

The Perfect Women, Episode 47

Let's bring doi back

60 min

48

The Perfect Women, Episode 48

Why did Mary abandon us?

61 min

49

The Perfect Women, Episode 49

Slurpin' the A out of some P

61 min

50

The Perfect Women, Episode 50

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

55 min

51

The Perfect Women, Episode 51

pp or poopoo?

63 min

52

The Perfect Women, Episode 52

A new hope

63 min

53

The Perfect Women, Episode 53

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

60 min

54

The Perfect Women, Episode 54

The funny Office

60 min

55

The Perfect Women, Episode 55

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

61 min

56

The Perfect Women, Episode 56

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

63 min

57

The Perfect Women, Episode 57

you're rich and you f**k your video games

64 min

58

The Perfect Women, Episode 58

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

61 min

59

The Perfect Women, Episode 59

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

62 min

60

The Perfect Women, Episode 60

Someone in chat gets horny

61 min

61

The Perfect Women, Episode 61

Let's have a talk

61 min

62

The Perfect Women, Episode 62

Sperm questions answered

59 min

63

The Perfect Women, Episode 63

Summer profile clearance

60 min

64

The Perfect Women, Episode 64

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

61 min

65

The Perfect Women, Episode 65

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

61 min

66

The Perfect Women, Episode 66

What did you think you were? An art critic?

61 min

67

The Perfect Women, Episode 67

Not high on pot right now

60 min

68

The Perfect Women. Episode 68

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

60 min

69

The Perfect Women, Episode 69

Wet shaming

60 min

70

The Perfect Women, Episode 70

The piss episode

52 min

71

The Perfect Women, Episode 71

lol doody

60 min

72

The Perfect Women, Episode 72

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

60 min

73

The Perfect Women, Episode 73

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

62 min

74

The Perfect Women, Episode 74

Hay look it's Mary

62 min

75

The Perfect Women, Episode 75

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

61 min

76

The Perfect Women, Episode 76

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you

65 min