Celebrity Deathmatch Season 3, Episode 16: The Return of Lucy Lawless

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Deathbowl 2000

1. Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi 2. O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath 3. Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire

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The New Employee

1. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera 2. Kenny G. vs. Flea 3. Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle

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Turn on Your TV Day

1. Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric 2. Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci 3. Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn

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Freak Fights

1. Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt 2. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 3. Eminem vs. Kid Rock

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Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood

1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner 2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates 3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock

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Congressional Hearings

Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant. The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.

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Teen Night

1. Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano 2. Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen 3. Ryan Phillipe & Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt & Scott Wolf

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Sex, Lugs & Rock'n'roll

1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt

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Johnny & Debbie.... In Love? (1)

1. Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin! 2. Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci 3. Kevin Bacon vs. Meg Ryan

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Time Travelling (2)

1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr 2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper 3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers

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In The Head of Nicky jr.

The line-up was the Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, then John Malkovich vs. John Cusack, and the Main Event was Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic.

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The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs

1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma 2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway 3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst

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Best of WWF

1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin 2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker 3. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway

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The Prisoners

1. James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen 2. Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore 3. Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater

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Courtney Love Returns

The fights are Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment, and then Dave Grohl & Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love for the Main Event.

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The Return of Lucy Lawless

1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser 2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas 3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC

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Halloween Episode II

1. Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire 3. Zombie Stacy Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos

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A Night of Vomit

1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner 2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres 3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale

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Suddenly Diamond

1. Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston 2. Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster 3. Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe

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Family Night II

1. Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd 2. Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley 3. Keenen & Damon Wayans vs. Daniel & Alec Baldwin

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Celebrity Deathmatch Top 10

This episode features the best ten fights.

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Nick's Little Friend

1. Sting vs. Phil Collins 2. Warren Beatty & Annette Bening vs. Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon 3. Ol' Dirty Bastard vs. LeAnn Rimes

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Nick Gets High

1. Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey 2. Sandra Bullock vs. Angelina Jolie 3. Woody Harrelson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio

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Deathcon 2001

1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton 2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm 3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson

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Fandemonium III

1. Beavis vs. Butthead 2. Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync

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Celebrity Deathmatch Hits Germany

This special features eleven fights made entirely in German: 1 - Sabrina Setlur vs Anke Angelke 2 - Harald Schmidt vs Stefan Raab 3 - Stefan Kretzschmar vs Mario Basler 4 - Udo Lindenberg vs Harald Juhnke 5 - Michael Schuhmacher vs Boris Becker 6 - Campino vs Bela B 7 - Joschka Fischer vs Gerhard Schroder 8 - Gronemeyer vs Muller-Westernhagen 9 - Sven Vaeth vs Westbam 10 - Thomas Gottschalk vs Kai Pflaume 11 - Xavier Nadoo vs Thomas D