Very Mary-Kate Season 3, Episode 13: Jail

1

Raise Your Hand

I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

3 min

2

Magazines

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

2 min

3

Jetlag

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

2 min

4

Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

3 min

5

Presentation 4

War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

3 min

6

Jewish Looking Girl

She’s a rock star of David.

2 min

7

Layers

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

2 min

8

Call My Phone

Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

3 min

9

Trenta

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

2 min

10

Evil Dragon

It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

3 min

11

Police

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

3 min

12

Mug Shot

Is this the duckface of a criminal?

3 min

13

Jail

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

3 min

14

Dishwasher

Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

3 min

15

Pillow Talk

Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

3 min

16

Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

3 min

17

Sleeping in Class

Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

3 min

18

Professor’s Presentation

Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

3 min

19

Slumber Party

First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

2 min

20

Pills

Take once per day with a picture of food.

3 min

21

Comet

Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

2 min

22

Draw Something

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

3 min

23

The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

2 min

24

Summer House

Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

3 min