Love Island: The Morning After Season 2, Episode 8: Don't Tell Her You Love Her!

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Cheers To Stealing Our Birds

It’s happened! Last night we watched the Islanders lay eyes on the Villa (and each other!) for the very first time… Kem and Arielle are joined by the current reigning Queen of the Villa, the one and only Dani Dyer, to dissect all of the goings on from Day 1 on the Island. We’ve had a coupling, a love triangle and even a pair of bombshell boys… It’s been a rollercoaster first day, but as our Islanders would say, “It is what it is.”

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The Bigger The Dog, The Bigger The Poo

Well, THAT was a dramatic recoupling! This morning, Kem and Arielle are joined by the hilarious Sideman to recap all the juice from last night’s episode. We’ve had lube, we’ve had the l-bomb and we’ve had a love triangle (or should we say love square?) We’ve even got a low-budget version of last night’s challenge as we delve into Kem and Arielle’s DMs… what more could you want?

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Two Beyoncés and Three Rihannas

Right, so that was an intense one, eh? Last night we dealt with the fall out after Tommy chose Lucie… and it has SHAKEN the villa. Arielle and Kem are joined by artist Ms Banks to catch up with all the villa gossip and the love square that just won’t quit.

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I'd Love To See You In A Robe

It’s all getting a bit Factor 50, isn’t it? The one and only Bobby Norris joins Kem and Arielle this morning to get the low-down on last night’s episode.

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Balls The Size Of King Kong

This morning Kem and Arielle dissect that jam-packed episode with the lovely Rick Edwards. SO MUCH HAPPENED... but we can't stop thinking about Michael in that cowboy outfit. Curtis' cheesy chat up lines were OUTSTANDING last night and the recouping reminded us of some slow burning romances that might be getting back on track.

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Lather It Right Up

Good morning! Do you want any peppermint tea? An omelette? With cheese? Salt and pepper? We've seen more triangles than a maths class, so incredible broadcaster Lauren Mahon is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning to help us debrief last night's action from the Villa.

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What’s The Crackaroo?

He’s gutted to be out of the villa, but we couldn’t be more excited to have him in the studio this morning - that’s right, Kem and Arielle are sitting down for a chat with Callum! He’s bringing us some juicy insider info, as well as testing a lovely array of sunglasses…

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Don't Tell Her You Love Her!

Last night was all about half-girlfriends, half-boyfriends and exclusivity. But thankfully, Amber is in the villa to give us a healthy serving of pie on the side. How cute were #Jucie on their paddle boarding date? Did the eagle land in the hideaway for Curtis and Amy?! Love Island superfan and all-round funny man Joel Dommett is in the studio with Arielle and Kem this morning to discuss all the deets from last night's episode.

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You're Going To Leave Me With A Monobrow?

Arielle is joined by James and Tristan from The Vamps this morning to tuck into last night's tasty episode. It was all going so well for Curtis and Amy, but has she put too much pressure on too quickly? Is she feeling threatened by the Villa's other 'exclusive' couple, Lucie and Joe? We'll debrief it all. Arielle, James and Tristan also play 'Vamp It Up' by trying to out-do some of our Islanders' iconic quotes from the villa.

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I Hate Shapes

Well, that escalated quickly! Anaïs Gallagher joins Kem and Arielle in the studio this morning for a big old debrief after last night's episode. We think it might have been the most dramatic one so far.

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Why Is My Life So Difficult?

Why IS Tommy’s life so difficult?! Kem and Arielle have recruited the brilliant Lewys Ball (aka LookingForLewys) to try and work out just why Tommy is having such a tough time dealing with two gorgeous women competing for his attention… They’re also chatting about that Dewande snog, the lad trip to the spa and the growing tension between Lucie and Amy. How could you miss it?!

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Worst Wedding Day Ever

With Kem away for the day, Arielle is joined by the spectacular Montana Brown and boy, do we have a LOT to catch up on.

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50 Pizzas A Week

Things got steamy in the villa last night with three-way kisses, toe-sucking and a little under-the-cover action. Tolly T is here with Kem and Arielle for that all-important The Morning After debrief. Last night's episode had us voting on the Love Island app - who do we think might be packing their suitcases and leaving that villa very soon?

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First Romantic Coffee

We've had a double dumping and things are emotional in the studio this morning. Luckily, Kem and Arielle have Steve Bugeja here to wipe their tears.

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Pull Up My Big Boy Pants

AW HELL - did someone call a doctor? Dr Alex George has stepped out of his scrubs and stepped into Kem's shoes, as he joins Arielle in the studio this morning.

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So, How Was Your Date?

Poor Curtis, finding a stray model in the garden while he was trying to make a coffee.... Kem and Arielle are joined by the fabulous Yasmin Evans this morning to discuss last night's episode.

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What's The Foetal Position?

The snogathon has a LOT to answer for, and it looks like Anton might be on the sidelines again… Kem and Arielle are joined by the spectacular (and totally hilarious) Amelia Dimoldenberg for your Morning After debrief.

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Well... Rate This!

This morning the podcast is coming at you from the Aftersun studio - we've even managed to nab Caroline Flack and Russell Kane to debrief last night's explosive episode. Tom REALLY put his foot in it, didn't he? This could be the first cancelled trip to the hideaway...

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Have A Nice Life

Last night, Danny finally made his decision and we had to wave a sad farewell to one of our Islanders. Luckily, we have lots of emotional support with us in the studio this morning as we're joined by comedian Tom Lucy and that's not all… We also have everyone’s favourite sandwich man Joe to give us the low-down on life in the villa, his bev Lucie and what he thinks might happen next.

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I'm Tearing Up, Curtis!

Well, that was aggy, wasn’t it?! The dumping has definitely divided the villa… Kem and Arielle are joined by presenter Becca Dudley with a special visit from Elma who has whizzed back from the Island to debrief after that tumultuous night of villa action.

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Lick The Palms Of Your Feet

Krept is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning to dissect all the deets from last night's episode. The notorious tweets challenge did not disappoint and it got our Islanders majorly pranging out. Could this spell trouble for some of the couples in the villa? Kem, Arielle and Krept test their villa knowledge by playing our own round of the challenge.

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Episode 22

We have double trouble in the studio this morning as Arielle and Kem are joined by Scarlett Curtis and Honey Ross. Scarlett and Honey reveal the epic scale of their Love Island group chat, we react to Maura giving Tom a piece of her mind and discuss why Curtis might be stirring the pot.

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Categorically Friends

Arielle’s been sent on a girls’ weekend to Casa Amor (aka Glastonbury), and the boys have returned to the villa (aka podcast studio). That’s right, everyone’s favourite Love Island bromance has been reunited. Chris Hughes has joined Kem to run through last night’s MASSIVE episode, covering everything from our twelve sexy new singles to Lucie’s big revelation.

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That Escalated Quickly

One episode with Chris wasn't enough for Kem, so they're back in the studio together this morning to debrief all the deets from last night's episode. It's all very exciting and the boys get a bit gassed in the studio.

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It Was What It Was

Kem's away, so Arielle has assembled the ultimate girl squad this morning - Olivia Attwood and Yewande are in the studio to give their take on last night's episode and it was a BIG ONE.

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Stick Or Twist?

We need some serious emotional support after that - so Kem and Arielle are joined by Tom and Arabella to go over all the action with a fine-toothed comb.

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Better To Be Better Than Bitter

Kae Kurd is with Kem and Arielle this morning to discuss last night's heart-wrenching episode.

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I Will Eat Hay With A Donkey

Things have flipped upside down and everything is messy in that villa - so Yungen is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning to set it all straight.

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You’re Not Jesus, Bruv

Mark Ferris is in the studio with Kem and Arielle to give you your Saturday dose of The Morning After.

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Go Get Your Missus

The sensational Charlotte Crosby is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning to kick off another week of juicy villa action.

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I Hope You Learn The Basic Jive

Grace Carter is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning! cue dramatic break-up music.

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You’ve Not Caught My Eye

Scott Mills is with Kem and Arielle this morning to talk it all through. Let's hope there aren't any more tears - last night was EMOSH.

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Toby Dick?

This morning Kem and Arielle have Nick Bright in the studio to discuss all things dates and dirty dancing.

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My Face Was Vibrating

We waved a sad farewell to yet another Islander last night (this week has been brutal) - so to cheer us up this morning we have the wonderful AJ Odudu in the studio with Kem and Arielle.

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Are You Free For A Chinwag?

Snoochie Shy is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning to digest last night's tasty episode.

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You Don’t Want A Smelly Egg

That party was all fun and games until Belle and Anton started arguing, then Caroline turned up, and now someone's going to get dumped... actually - it wasn't that fun after all, was it? Arielle and Kem are here to start your week off right with a proper debrief after last night's wild episode.

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Trobbin'

Lucie is in the studio with Kem and Arielle to spill the beans about her time in the villa and give all of her opinions about last night's episode.

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Marmalade Crumpet

We are buzzing in the studio this morning as Kem and Arielle have packed the guests in (there was so many we had to get extra chairs) We've got Tom Grennan with us and then we're joined by not one, but two ex-Islanders - it's Danny and Jourdan!

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It’s Not Ovie Yet

Superstar RAYE is in the studio with Kem and Arielle today to discuss all of last night's Love Island action.

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Men At Work

Richie Anderson is in the studio with Kem and Arielle today to digest last night's episode. But that's not it... here at The Morning After we like to spoil you, so we also have Marvin here to spill the beans about his time in the villa.

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I'm Not Sweating

Our lovely Arielle's away, so Kem's got his bestie The Original Milky Bar Kid (aka Chris Hughes) in to take her place.

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Lucky I'm Wearing Knickers

To start off the week Kem and Chris are in the studio giving us the low-down on last night's episode.

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LIVE from Brighton Beach!

We’re on TOUR! This morning we’re coming at you live from beautiful Brighton Beach. Kem and Arielle are joined by Eval Booker and a lovely live audience.

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Fold The Kimono

Expect lots of giggles and naughtiness in the studio this morning, because Jamie Laing is here with Arielle! Don't worry Kem will be back tomorrow.

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Jordan Was Always A Laughable Man

Master impressionist Luke Kempner is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning and we're also joined by our favourite Scouser and cheese toastie extraordinaire Michael. We know how much you all love Kem's impressions, so we challenge him and Luke to an impression-off (and it is WILD).

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Tonight Is Not The Night

Arielle and Kem have got Clara Amfo in the studio this morning to discuss last night's super romantic episode.

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Ellie Copter

This morning, Kem and Arielle have the wonderful comedian, impressionist and singer Jess Robinson in the studio this morning (warning: this podcast contains more of Kem's legendary impressions...) Francesca has also arrived fresh of the jet and spills the tea on her time in the villa!

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Nervous Poo

It's the penultimate episode of this series of Love Island: The Morning After, and Kem and Arielle have Vick Hope in the studio to talk about last night's emotional episode! And.... we have an extra special treat! Arielle Vandenberg, the host of Love Island USA, is on the phone all the way from Fiji! Tonight the final four Islanders face the public vote to see which couple will be crowned as the winners of Love Island 2019. This is where it gets REAL.

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The Final

It's OFFICIAL! Amber and Greg are the winners of Love Island 2019. It's been real, guys. We couldn't get to the end of this series without putting on a little shindig to celebrate the summer of love. We might not be in Majorca but the guest list for our party is HOT. Kem and Arielle have got Anton, Belle, Jordan, Anna, Harley and man like Chris in the studio as we have one last big summer debrief.