The News Tank Season 1, Episode 31: I Am Kevin!

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Episode 1#1 Pilot

The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

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Year in Review

We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.

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DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

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Stray Dogs

Woman on the street. Stray dogs.

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Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!

Eye worms and vagina wigs.

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Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition

Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.

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Is it a Bot or not?

Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.

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Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!

So much weird news with drunk people.

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Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!

That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

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Surprise News!

Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

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Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

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Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!

Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.

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The Rant!

New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.

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Bloopers!

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

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Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!

So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.

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Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health

Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.

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The Rant #2!

Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.

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Happy Memorial Day!

We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.

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Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!

Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.

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Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!

This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.

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Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!

Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.

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Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics

It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.

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Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!

Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.

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4th of July Fun Facts!

We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.

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Time for a RANT!

It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?

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A Snake for Every Finger!

We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.

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Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch

You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.

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Jim Bean & Cows are Good!

We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.

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Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!

If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.

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Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration

Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.

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I Am Kevin!

This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.

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Can I Borrow Your Shed?

Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.

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Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!

Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.

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Finale!

The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.