Fatal Decision Season 1, Episode 10: I'm Too Old for This Sh*t

1

Operation Birthday Cake

Deep in the jungle, Jack Maxwell has to get rations (an office birthday cake) to a starving population.

4 min

2

Extreme Interrogation (with Christina Hendricks)

Jack has to interrogate terrorist agent Martha Nelp by the book. Unfortunately, she wrote that book.

4 min

3

Perfect Partners... Until Death

Jack Maxwell and Hank Lasso are surprised to discover they make perfect partners.

4 min

4

Art Heist

Jack is on vacation in Paris when an art thief ransacks The Louvre.

4 min

5

Get Ratchet

Jack Maxwell is back in action, and the only thing deader than his sister, will be the bad guys who killed her.

4 min

6

Death by Pizza

Things are heating up with Jack Maxwell.

4 min

7

Captured

Jack Maxwell is captured by his arch-nemesis, Drake Noir.

4 min

8

Bad Guy Bank

Agent Maxwell breaks the bank.

3 min

9

Illegal Street Racing

It's quarter mile justice!

3 min

10

I'm Too Old for This Sh*t

Jack Maxwell makes sure an agent retires, not expires.

3 min

11

Ghost Kid

Jack Maxwell is going to make this creepy child ghost wish it were deader.

4 min

12

K-9 Witness

When a dog witnesses a murder, Jack Maxwell is put on protection detail.

3 min

13

Mr. Bombastic

Diffusing bombs can be taxing.

3 min

14

License to Kill Renewal

Jack Maxwell must renew his license to kill before it's too late.

4 min

15

Miss Most Beautiful

Hearts will explode.

4 min

16

Vent Horizon

Stopping the terrorists puts Jack in a tight spot.

3 min

17

Office Outbreak

Jack Maxwell must stop a deadly disease before it wipes out humanity.

4 min

18

Suicide Vest

Jack better not bomb on stage.

4 min

19

One Shot

Josh Mullen tries to shoot an entire episode in one take.

4 min

20

Party Bus One

Protect the President at all costs.

4 min

21

Substitute Jack

Those who can't teach, kill.

4 min

22

How to Out a Rat

Time for some pest control!

4 min

23

Hope Diamond

Stolen diamond, stolener heart.

4 min

24

Lost in Gangland

Jack, Taylor, and the Commander battle gangs and hunger on their way to the Super CIA awards banquet.

4 min

25

War Stories

Veterans reminisce about the greatest soldier in the history of history: Jack Maxwell.

3 min

26

Jack in the Computer

A hacker threatens to bring down the SCIA, so Jack Maxwell has to go in deep.

4 min

27

Hostage Situation

Jack saves his most high-end hostages yet.

4 min

28

The Great Jack Hunt

A mysterious Baron (Eric Roberts) hunts the world's deadliest animal: Jack Maxwell.

4 min

29

Hot Licks and Cool Kicks

Rock 'n' roll forever. Or else.

4 min

30

Raging Jack

Jack Maxwell has to go the distance.

4 min

31

Robot Training Day

Jack trains a new police robot.

4 min

32

Internal Affairs

Something's rotten in the SCIA.

4 min

33

Jack on Trial

The Super CIA Superior Court (led by Tom Sizemore) puts Jack Maxwell on trial.

4 min

34

Freefall

Two unstoppable forces, Jack Maxwell and gravity, team up to defeat a parachuting Cosmonaut.

4 min

35

Undercover Family

Jack and Taylor go undercover as a husband and wife to catch a pair of drug dealers.

4 min

36

Space Gladiator

An evil Space Emperor (Geoffrey Arend) summons Jack Maxwell to a space tournament.

4 min

37

Taylor Unlocked

Jack has to stop a brainwashed Taylor from killing his favorite party rapper, Sizzle Brookstone.

4 min

38

Christmas Special

It's a very Jack Maxwell Christmas.

4 min

39

Scientifically Accurate Episode

Jack gets all mixed up in a teleportation machine.

4 min

40

Colt Maxwell

How the West was Maxwelled.

4 min

41

Faces Off

Jack awakes to find his face has been replaced with Drake Noir's.

4 min

42

Villain's Roost

Remember Jack's dead sister? So does Jack and now he's on her killer's trail.

4 min

43

Jack Gone Rogue

There comes a time in every agent's life when he has to go rogue.

4 min

44

Fatal Hospital

Saving lives, breaking hearts.

4 min

45

Copter Down

The newly unemployed Josh Mullen shoots a Fatal Decision episode from home on his cellphone.

4 min

46

Jack vs. The Asteroid

Jack must stop an asteroid even if it kills him.

4 min

47

Jack Goes to Hell

God (Horatio Sanz) sends Jack to Hell to whip Satan (Chris Parnell) into shape.

4 min

48

Vengeance Reborn

It's the fatal finale.

5 min

49

Remembering Fatal Decision

The making of a masterpiece!

4 min