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FourCast Season 1, Episode 106: Eyeball in My Colon
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22 min
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23 min
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31 min
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45 min
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48 min
Goodbye to Our Bodies
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45 min
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48 min
Don't Insert Animals There
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71 min
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54 min
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62 min
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53 min
Don't Steal My Arm
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59 min
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51 min
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50 min
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60 min
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36 min
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52 min
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53 min
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51 min
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53 min
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62 min
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42 min
Holodeck Full of Tuba Rock
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56 min
Spray-on Shopping With Cher
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52 min
Government Is Soylent Green
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62 min
Goober Great!
Seth Rogen's future, landfill rage, and the greatest peanut butter combination of all time.
62 min
Nanite-Controlled Algorithms for Better Living
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55 min
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64 min
Gold-Backed Data Currency
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57 min
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58 min
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59 min
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63 min
We Are All X-Men
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52 min
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To The Caves!
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62 min
We Are the Mole Men
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44 min
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51 min
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58 min
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56 min
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54 min
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59 min
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52 min
Robot Everything
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Prime Minister Doctorow If You Please
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Nice Bioluminescent Spots
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It's All About Superheroes
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42 min
Distributed Everything
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46 min
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60 min
Grow Your Own Home
Scan your tomatoes, travel at Mach 20 and put your phone in your brain.
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49 min
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51 min
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51 min
Designer Prosthetics
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Vote Gibbon
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50 min
Go Goa'uld or Go Home
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59 min
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58 min
Swappin' Body Parts
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55 min
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60 min
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59 min
Holographic Bieber
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48 min
Spider State
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62 min
Voodoo Bernie Is the Future
We get avatars and live for a long time, but the aliens will keep us in line.
56 min
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Pop in your new eyes and enjoy the new middle ages, before humanity shuts down for good and becomes hermit snipers.
64 min
Megafauna
Chip me baby one more time. Also giant elephants protect us.
60 min
Moonifest Destiny
China's on the Moon, the robots beat everyone else, but at least we have voice control.
57 min
Introducing the Thought DVR
We move into the ocean, shut off annoyances and stop cruelty. Really? Yes.
62 min
My Bricks Are Online
We all stop commuting, but we have self-driving cars! And holographic keyboards.
50 min
Eyeball in My Colon
We learn how to grow eyeballs in inappropriate places, our biometrics gets hacked, but we don't care because we can get our entertainment everywhere.
58 min
Robot Death or Lizard Face
Sure we can't tell if it's a computer, but it won't kill us. It will kill our physical-altered progeny. Am I right?
63 min
Nobody Wants To Raise Grandma
Also you'll need an email address in the future, but not necessarily an ID.
52 min
Ubiquitous Media
Computing will be everywhere and so will media, but it will all happen in our minds.
45 min
Photography Becomes Archaeology
We pick our pictures after the fact and take back control of publishing!
51 min
Beam Me Out Mommy
Pregnancy will get easier, safer and we'll pay the hospital bills in hugs.
51 min
The Nanobots Made My Brain Do It
Your heads up display won't let you get lost, but you're rewired brain may not like where you go.
53 min
Kickstart My Comic Heart
Kickstart my comic heart and speak my version of English while you do it.
51 min
No Keyboard, No Security
We'll need a disaster to teach us computer security, but we won't have those nasty keyloggers since we'll all use tablets.
50 min
Spectrum in My Head
We'll have enough bandwidth to live in the Simiverse and shoot documentary movies there.
48 min
TV and Movies Merge
Cinemas will show TV shows, movies come straight to your TV, plus other shocking developments.
45 min
Free Phone, Strong Heart, Can't Lose
We'll have an Amazon phone that's ad supported and upgraded organs to enjoy it with.
42 min
No Ultrabooks, Just Paper Books
While the name ultrabook will become meaningless, eBooks will not replace the dead trees entirely.
49 min
What’s the Digital Matter?
We'll be able to program matter to be whatever we want, too bad nobody will know how it works.
46 min
Your Tube Is Here
Travel by tube in your custom car listening to your custom station.
50 min
Jam the Reptile Terrorists
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47 min
Lastcast
Scott and Tom share their predictions in this the triumphant finale of FourCast.
62 min