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NSFW Show Season 1, Episode 169: Pretend I'm Not Beer
Brian and Justin recap the events of South By So Wasted 2013 and then kick off the new hoax that will end the world. Watch NSFW Show Season 1, Episode 169 Pretend I'm Not Beer in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of NSFW Show Season 1, Episode 169 and share your thoughts in the comments below!
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219 episodes
Name That Autocomplete
Alex Albrecht and Leo Laporte are here for the premier episode.
85 min
Secrets or BS
Brian and Justin were joined by Veronica Belmont to play a game of Secrets or BS.
73 min
YouBooze
In this episode, participants played a game of YouBooze. Prior to the episode, fans were asked to submit links to YouTube clips. Brian, JRY, Amtrekker, and Dr. Tiki then placed bets on what type of comments they would find on the video. Those who predicted incorrectly had to drink.
62 min
World Record Episode
Co-founder of the URDB, Dan Rollman, helped the crew try to break as many world records as possible during the show with the help of the audience.
79 min
Hotel Rwanda for Dogs
Brian and Justin talk about the best movies of '09 and years gone by with special guests Korey Coleman and Martin Thomas of Spill.com.
66 min
The GTFO Awards
Brian and Justin are joined by Tom Merritt to present the GTFO Awards.
73 min
NSFWTF
Marc Maron of WTF discusses podcasting, comedy, Conan, Avatar, and more.
65 min
Did you ever know that you're my Heroes?
Brian and Justin were completely humbled to be in the presence of Greg Grunberg, best known as Matt Parkman in Heroes and the pilot in Lost. Greg's friend and Yowza business partner, August Trometer, was also part of the show.
70 min
Never Have I Ever
Brian and Justin are attempted to play "Never Have I Ever" with Molly Wood and Patrick Norton, both of whom showed up very late.
74 min
Blitz Quiz
Justin, Brett, and Brian call people who have signed up in advance and asked them a trivia question.
70 min
6 Word Failoir
Justin and Brian were joined by Larry Smith of Smith Magazine and turned 6 word memoirs into 6 word failoirs.
64 min
The Life and Times of Chat Roulette
Justin and Brian were joined by Steve Dildarian, the creator of HBO's The Life and Times of Tim.
58 min
W1NNER GAM3S
Revision3 vs TWiT vs CNET in the Internet Olympics.
74 min
Ask the Internet
The entire Internet answers your questions, Amtrekker's big secret, why Brian's daddies don't love him, and more.
59 min
Celebrity Twitter Fight Club
Darren Kitchen of Revision3's Hak5 takes on Colleen Kelly of TWiT in a celebrity Twitter challenge.
61 min
SXSW Guaranteed, Guaranteed
It is revealed that another universe was created when the NSFW crew blew up Twitter with the OMGConan hoax.
64 min
Meat Drunk
Can you get drunk off of meat consumption? Brian wants to know!
77 min
Where's Harry Potter?
We're joined by Ryan Connolly and Timmy Allen of Revision3's Film Riot and Jason Murphy from Spill.com's League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen as we conduct our first ever Summer Movie Draft. It's a five-way bidding war to kick off a summer-long fantasy league in which everyone attempts to win ownership of summer blockbusters. Who will come out on top? We'll find out in September,
60 min
Weird Things Dot Kamph
Some tricky dice, a producer gets angry, and more.
69 min
Pantsing Arnold
Fates are decided as things are eliminated from the world in an either-or decisions a la rapid fire.
70 min
New Show Fails Weekly
Greg Grunberg from Lost and Heroes invites Brian over to his home in LA to ride the Fail Trail.
71 min
Tahlequah Knights
Brian, Justin, and OhDoctah play Secrets or BS and play "Am I Racist?" with viewers.
62 min
But Cuba
Brian, Justin, Tom Merritt, and Brett Rounsaville play the YouTube close captioning game aka Lost in Translation (beta).
54 min
Lulz and Order: Troll Court
On this episode of NSFW, it's high courtroom drama with Judge Roger Chang and they make a never-to-be-repeated offer.
65 min
The Trials of King Leo
Robospider Tom challenged Leo Laporte to his throne as King of the Internet.
66 min
We Are All Going to Hell
Brian, Justin, and Massawyrm go hunting for the new meme to delight a generation. Stay tuned for the most shocking final 3 minutes in NSFW history!
71 min
Melissa's Will Be Done... and Stuff
After last week's episode, it's time for Melissa to have her revenge on Brian and Justin.
59 min
Dragon Face: Face of a Dragon
Justin, Brett, and Roger Chang prepare Brian for his E3 coverage on TWiT.
68 min
"The Most Annoying Person in the World" Cup
Brian, Justin and Tom judge the latests missives from the eight finalists in the world cup of annoying tweeters.
58 min
Play Them Off Keyboard Communist
Loyal Americans, Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young, root out hidden communists and add them to their list.
86 min
Komic Kombat: or Mel Gibson Hates Mondays
Jeff Cannata joins Brian and Justin to decide which comic book character is best, and we get our first exposure to the wonders of the Double Complete Rainbow.
63 min
She Backed Me Up with Science!
Dr. Paul Zak joins Brian and Justin to talk about the chemicals that make us feel good, and experiments to determine which host listeners like more.
66 min
Bromancing the Stone
It's a BBLiveShow reunion on NSFW!
59 min
The Scream Queens vs. Zombie President
The chat room pitches a movie which the Scream Queens act out following Justin and Brian's direction.
68 min
This Rad Bromance is a Trainwreck
NSFW is joined by Kyle Gass and the band Trainwreck. They pitch PR ideas, tag themselves onto memes, and show at least 4 man nipples, if not more.
58 min
Pr0blem Zolved!
Sarah Lane joins the show and they solve the problems of the audience and they play a little but Cuba.
63 min
The Tribunal of Guilty Pleasures
The gang is reunited under one roof as the hosts of Film Riot join them to judge the audience on their cinematic guilty pleasures.
78 min
Cat Trash Fever
This week, Casey McKinnon joins the show to help out with some of the biggest PR nightmares in pop culture and the internet.
57 min
Debit Daddy
This week, Andrew Mayne and Brett Rounsaville join the show to find out what will happen at the upcoming NSFW live show at Dragon*Con.
60 min
Dragon*Con: Con of a Dragon
Brian and Justin are joined by Veronica Belmont in front of a LIVE AUDIENCE from Dragon*Con!
47 min
Scott Johnson vs. The World
Scott Johnson joins us, to spread some positivity and reach out to the international audience.
56 min
You've Been Rookered
Michael Rooker joins the show for the first time! Rooker tells listeners how to become more badass; he tells YouTubers to stop that (stop that right now); the fallout from last week's Compliment Bomb are examined, and Rooker chooses the next target.
64 min
Eight Equals Equals Equals Dee
Brian, Justin, and Andrew Bancroft shoot out another Compliment Bomb and set up a TV fantasy league before calling dibs on a new planet.
49 min
My Phone Blew Up with Jibberish
Brian, Justin, and Andrew Mayne drop another Compliment Bomb, tweet Steve Martin, and get Weird Things Scenarios.
72 min
Pantscheck
Brian, Justin, and Brett play a favorite old bit, a little game called "I said what", and have the most thrilling final five minutes of NSFW history.
77 min
Cavalcade of "Stars"
We play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and Chad Johnson learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.
57 min
Glee: Rhymes with Erminal
This haunted, time-travelled, backward-masked, gypsy-cursed, worst episode ever is filled with teeth clenching Glee between the sheets.
76 min
Betterlection Day
OMGChad's sordid history, Who's more science?, the Betternet elections, and more.
66 min
El Fanning
In this episode of NSFW, they play Name That Autocorrect. What is Cargill watching? They take on Hollywood!
66 min
RTIfYouAgree
Name that Auto-Correct encore, topping Twitter, Rookering people not watching "The Walking Dead", and more.
63 min
The Haunted Broadsword Cares
In this episode of NSFW, we Guess the Hate, reveal naked celebrity TSA shots and sanitize the hate on the Internet!
70 min
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!
We begin the holiday season with Colleen Kelly: We do some Holiday Problem Zolvers, we play What are You Watching Colleen? and we have a holiday gift guide that rivals any other you will read!
62 min
Christopher Coppola and the Infinite Sadness
Christopher Coppola enrages the chat room during a 10 Second Film Festival.
67 min
Live from Kinkos
Brian is live from Indonesia, the chatrealm creates some Indonesian advertisements, and will Chad get his fair maiden?
61 min
The NSFW Christmas Spectacular
Brian and Justin perform their version of A Christmas Carol and are then visited by the one and only Santa Claus!
62 min
A Rooker Looks Back
Brian and Justin are joined by Tom and Michael Rooker to look back on the year.
115 min
The Second Annual 2009 GTFO Awards
This episode is a sequel to The GTFO Awards.
64 min
Cannata Dome
NSFW gets some special reports about the Verizon iPhone, Brian shows what got cut from his CES coverage, and Jeff Cannata helps the guys decide who would win in the Cannatadome.
67 min
The 10 More Seconds Film Festival
Jason Howell returns as the celebrity judge in the latest 10 second film festival.
59 min
Nolans and 'Naders
Casey McKinnon joins us to discuss the recent Oscar® nominations.
57 min
Chatrealm's Choice
The guys are all in the same room to plan for SXSW, and find out who knows the Chatrealm the best.
67 min
BRITTO!
Will Harris joins Brian and Justin as they try to come up with an appropriate name for an Austin Sanitation Department, determine who's more British, and Will green-lights new shows for ChannelFlip.
47 min
777-THEPOPE
Brian is back in the warehouse with Justin and Ryan Connolly is the guest. Yes its a rerun! Except it's totally different.
66 min
Now Apologizing Convention Attendees
Brian is live from Giggleloop's basement along with Kuhan to play some But Cuba! oh and we ruin Brian's career forever...
64 min
What is Wrong With Your Face?
Brett returns to talk about his new comic book and we show our appreciation to Charlie Sheen.
58 min
Skyfive 2011
The whole gang is back in the same room to get ready for SXSW this weekend.
58 min
Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun
World class cinematographer, Larry Fong, joins the show to analyze Rebecca Black’s music video "Friday".
61 min
Not Safe For Women
Scott Johnson is here to play Name that Auto-Correct and find out what geeky topics hot girls find least interesting.
68 min
NSFW Summer Movie Fantasy League 2011
Tom, Sarah and Cargill have joined the show to compete in the Summer Movie Draft 2011.
66 min
Synergy
Mark Burstiner (formerly of Squarespace) joins the show to launch a new start-up that will take the world by storm.
73 min
Typewriter Underpants Adjustment
Iyaz joins the show to go through the trial by fire.
63 min
NSFW Today
Brian, Justin and Korey kick around the tech news of the day along with you and try to make sense of it all.
55 min
Brom Brom Brom Prom
The guys use their internationally renowned PR firm to offer some advice to some major tech entities.
65 min
Michael Rooker And Your Mom
Michael Rooker is here to prove that he is more than just a badass, wish our mothers a happy Mothers Day and play a choose your own adventure game.
67 min
RIP Carpetbagger
Sarah Lane returns to play Pr0blem Solverz and the Summer Music Series is kicked off with a performance by Andrew Bancroft.
50 min
OMJihad
Cargill takes time out of his busy Hollywood writer schedule to help some of his fellow Hollywood Celebrities with PR advice.
77 min
The Science of Triumph
THE BEST EPISODE EVER. Seriously... stop reading this; go watch the show.
72 min
Fish Stick Apocalypse
Andrew Mayne is here to pimp his new book and Robert Benfer is here to force Brian and Justin to eat fish stick sandwich burritos.
70 min
Walker Endor Ranger
We have some representatives of two of the HUGEST franchises in history- Andrew Rose Gregory, from Auto-Tune the News and Eric Walker from The Ewok Adventure Star Wars movies.
70 min
Full Frontal Anonymity
Andrew Zarian is here to participate in Secrets or BS, plus an ALL-NEW game, "Defend Your State". Then later, Julia Nunes comes on to perform her song "Stay Awake".
77 min
Slower and Creepier
Rhett and Link are here to help film a commercial for the NSFW show.
71 min
Steamed Mayne Special
Justin, Andrew and Jonathan Mann are all live in Petaluma to talk about all sorts of crap.
79 min
It's A Wonderful Life 2
Justin takes the lead in this episode as Brian's internets are being zapped (probably by some force from the future).
65 min
You Know, For Kids
The guys write their own children's book and we have the new greatest musical guest ever: Henrique Couto.
78 min
Fem Friday
Casey McKinnon is back to help us even out the giant disparity between the number of men and women on Google+, then The Blibbering Humdingers are here to melt our faces with some Wizard Rock.
72 min
Toobin' with the Devil
Brian goes toobin' with his brother, they try to anger Iyaz Akhtar, then MC Frontalot comes and blows our minds.
66 min
And Plus Ships
Scott Johnson is back to compete in a game of Blitz Quiz, then the guys tackle the U.S. debt crisis.
69 min
Robert's Victory Juice
Brian, Justin and guest Robert Benfer are here to play a new game, Captcha or Foreign Celebrity, flex their venture capitalist muscles and buy some projects on Fiverr.com then The OneUps are here to rock our faces with some video game music.
68 min
Two Bros and a Brother
OhDoctah is back (and so are the technical problems) and the countdown to Dragon*Con 2011 is officially on! Then Brian and OhDoctah give some advice to those in need.
66 min
Mo'dinga Mo'Problems
Dr. Kiki is here to run through the Science Simulator!
56 min
Cancer with Benefits
We are pushing the technical limits of Brian's computer to bring you all the awesome that is packed into this show. Joke and Biagio are back and this time they brought Steve Mazan, the subject of their new documentary "Dying to Do Letterman".
73 min
Dragon*Con: Con of a Dragon 2: Double Complete Dragon
The boys are back in Atlanta for their second ever live show at Dragon*Con. Veronica Belmont returns, but this time she is joined by Tom Merritt and a slew of guests including George Hrab, Scott Sigler, Kyle Hebert, Mike McFarland and the unexpected return of a world famous musician!
61 min
The Fairly Odd Pirates
The creator of "The Fairly OddParents" and "Danny Phantom", Butch Hartman is here to judge some children's show pitches crafted by Brian and Justin. Then Captain Dan and the Scurvey Crew came on to perform.
70 min
The Legend of the Violet Wand
MC Lars is here to perform, then the masters of PC Gamer are here to be put through the video game gauntlet and then the Chatrealm competes in a game of Don't Get Brody'd.
82 min
El Celsior
Len Peralta joins us, the musical guest, Lumpia, rocks so hard that they break some technology then Stan Lee drops in to solve our problems.
63 min
TWiT Ain't Nothin' But Pitches and Shows
Brett Rounsaville is with Brian live from Petaluma where they will pitch four new show ideas for TWiT, then Mike TV from Get Set Go comes back to perform once again.
81 min
The Beavers Are Just for Pleasure
Tech failures can't stop Michael Rooker on this show where we find out what his character Merle Dixon has been up to in The Walking Dead. Plus Brian and Justin's first comedy album, Night Attack, has been released!
53 min
All the Right Notes
This week we are joined by Dr. Venture himself, James Urbaniak and then The Possum Posse are live in studio to perform a never before heard Guy On A Buffalo song.
67 min
Occupy Oatmeal
Jason Howell is here to discuss Herman Cain's latest campaign ad and then they determine the winner of the latest 10 Second Film Festival.
93 min
Still Not Cancelled
This is it! Episode 100! Leo Laporte is back, as SpiderBelmont tries to get the show cancelled.
86 min
Internet Hosts Are Whack
This week, amazingly talented voice actress Tara Strong is here, we are finally reunited with Danny Garcia and then Jackie Lipson performs for us.
68 min
What What in the Brushwood
The guys give us a sneak peak into what happens during the pre-show, they start a tranny party and then Jake Goldman is here to perform.
71 min
Glape!
Scott and Brian joins us and watch videos of food and commercials from back in the day.
81 min
T'aint Correct
Brian and Justin try to guess to plots to some upcoming movies, and then the Chatrealm creates some lovely birthday cards for King Leo.
91 min
Record Setters with a Z
Is all about breaking records, Dan and Corey from RecordSetter are live in studio along with Jon Tilton and Chatrealm's own Vincent404 then, the triumphant return of a contestant from a past episode.
76 min
FreeTNT
Veronica is here to explain a video to the audio listeners and then they set the internet on fire in order to bring justice to Tom Merritt and TNT.
73 min
A Very Korean Christmas
In this Christmas Special, the guys put on their own production of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, have a talk with Santa and we experience a few Christmas miracles.
86 min
Juju Boys vs. The Hindudes
Everyone at TWiT is out for the holidays so Brian and Justin got together to record an episode without TWiT and the Chatrealm.
79 min
The 2011 GTFO Awards
Brian, Justin, and Tom compete in a game of Chatrealm's Choice and then they present the 2011 GTFO Awards
65 min
Dog Saves Doll, Revered as Hero
Back from their one week break from NSFW, legendary sci-fi writer Scott Sigler is here as they walk through a choose your own adventure story and then they come up with a story that Scott will turn into an actual short story.
67 min
Cookies are for Closers
Justin joins Brian and Bonnie live in studio as they kick it old school with a Viral Video Smackdown.
86 min
A Raging Phoner
Jason Howell is here to help fight phone-ism, Justin illegally quotes an unreleased novel and there may or may not be a gigantic party for Bonnie's birthday.
80 min
Found It
This week Brian and Justin offer advice to Brett Rounsaville on his new app, Justin is confronted with a mystery texter and then BRUMBRUM-A-PALOOZA!
56 min
Chestnut the Unicorn
It's Valentine's Day, they guys are solving the people's problems, they talk to some pretty girls and Andrew gets some special gifts from Chatrealm.
73 min
Man Hype Man
We call upon the spirits to predict the Oscar winners and then Man helps us QWOP our asses off.
71 min
Terry Piles
The guys are joined by sound designer extraordinaire, Rob Krekel, with whom they play Name that Game and construct some of their own sounds.
61 min
The Power Hour
Alright, seriously, the guys are playing a drinking game in this episode, but seriously, nobody in the world should ever do this, but you should definitely buy Ali's Power Hour Drinking Game.
81 min
What If NSFW Episode 118 Was Good
The guys look back on their adventures at SXSW and then they talk about re-imagining some disappointing movie franchises.
62 min
2012 Summer Movie League
It is time again for the Summer Movie Draft. This time we have an all-star cast that will fight to be the supreme champion of the Summer Movies.
81 min
All I Know Is Hate And My Name
Andrew Bancroft makes his triumphant return to play But Cuba and we discover Drawception, ohh yeah... and Fat Rick Santorum.
86 min
More Crass Than Baby Ass
Scott Sigler returns with his new book "Nocturnal", the guys argue over dancing Star Wars characters and then they perform a few scenes from Scott's short story "Beam Up On Aisle Five" which features characters and situations created by the Chatrealm.
67 min
The Belt Guru
Romany Malco is here to talk all about Hollywood, pussy warehouses and rice cookers. Oh yeah and Game On! got cancelled.
90 min
Hot Problems in Corpse Town
This episode is probably the most coherent episode of NSFW ever. They create an NSFW adventure, discover some hot problems and Brian discovers the disturbing future that faces him.
62 min
Whoa Mute Shannon
We are joined by Shannon Morse from Hak5 to play a new game and an old game, then when the lights go out, we get sexy up in this bitch!
74 min
Tomception
This week we're joined by Tom Merritt. What can go wrong?!
71 min
Technically They're For Nipples
We come up with names for the upcoming release of the newest Brushwood sequel, and we look to the future of Revision3 after being acquired by Discovery.
79 min
Pizzaaaaaaa
We have a very special mystery guest. Then we will throw him through the tech news gauntlet and he will give you life advice. It's not who you think. OR IS IT?
75 min
The Vancouver Hello
Casey McKinnon is here to sing to us and help crown the worst of the Avengers.
76 min
Fully Reasonable
This week we're joined by Brian and Justin as they talk to each other for almost two hours.
117 min
Compliment Bomb 2
Justin is live from the TWiT studios (where he will be from now on) and we are joined by David Rowyn to unleash another Compliment Bomb on the world.
93 min
Pot Mice Cat Breeze Music Fun
Darren Kitchen is here as they talk about The Oatmeal, Ready Player One and we see the return of The Summer Music Series. Also, Justin is watching the NBA Finals.
76 min
Naughty Stories For Women
We begin planning our sex-filled romance novel.
73 min
Tub Treats
Brian and Justin discuss the cannibalistic effects of bath salts and the continuation of their quest to write a best selling erotic fiction book.
71 min
Actually it was in Empire Strikes Back
Ernest Cline is here for an awesome interview in which Justin embarrasses himself halfway through.
101 min
So To Speak
Jason Howell and Aaron Newcomb stuck around after recording All About Android to read a chapter from The Diamond Club Book.
72 min
A Rainbow of Dazzling Action
Sarah Lane is back! The guys preview the upcoming movie "The Dark Knight Rises" and then spit out some wonderfully terrible advice in a round of Pr0blem Solverz!
62 min
Get Set To Die In Space
Get Set Go is live in the Brickhouse to perform and create some catchy jingles for some interesting companies.
71 min
The Diamond Club Rises
The Diamond Club is finally out! That's all the talk about during the show.
66 min
Abotalit
The sales of The Diamond Club are revealed as Brian and Justin get drunk and party.
95 min
Mustache Sniffers
There are EVEN MORE developments with The Diamond Club, Shannon explains videos to the audio listeners and Chad turns into a dinosaur.
74 min
Queen of the Internet
Rosanna Pansino, newly elected Queen of the Internet is here to either grant absolution or damn the Chatrealm to hell.
95 min
Smang All The Things
This week, an episode so good that they never talk about The Diamond Club and they nearly forget to mention the Super Bowl of the NSFW Show at Dragon*Con next week. Live in studio is Turquoise Jeep AND int eighty from Dual Core.
69 min
Dragon*Con: Con of a Dragon Three Equals Equals Equals Dee
For the third year in a row, the podcasting firm "Brushwood Belmont Merritt and Young" team up to bring you a live NSFW at Dragon*Con.
59 min
The Columbian Q-Tip
Oh boy, Korey Coleman is here so it is definitely going to be and amazing episode. The guys try to improve some movies, but mostly end up talking about powdered booty holes.
71 min
Bad Chemistry
Andrew Zarian is here to play don't get Brody'd, the Chatrealm competes in an Adobonanza and Justin has a piece of Boston history
83 min
BLERTZ QUERZ
We are joined by Jonathan Strickland and meet an amazing woman named Irma Gurd, play a bit of Blitz Quiz and we have some surprise appearances from Steve McTilloturlerl and a very lonely R. L. Stine.
76 min
Bad News Bro
Bri Bri and Jurbs get between the sheets to talk about all sorts of silliness, then Tall Beer is here to let Justin sample some beers and get drunk.
74 min
Timecode
Brian and Justin tackle the tough questions: is "Purple Drank" good for you? Why isn't there a viral video hall of fame? Just how racist and homophobic are YouTube comments?
85 min
SPLORP
Scott Johnson is here to be the special guest judge for yet another 10 Second Film Festival.
88 min
Pagan Babies
Brian and Justin talk with Jesuit priest, Father Robert Ballecer.
60 min
The First Annual Creepass Halloween Special
Like a real horror story, this episode starts out great and full of promise, but then it takes a very weird turn and it ends with a lot of awkwardness and male nudity.
80 min
Ad Read Chicken
Justin is live and direct from the set of the blockbuster movie "Zombie President" at Joke productions. They finally get to the Viral Video Hall of Fame, and they have their first ever TRIPLE COMPLETE SPONSOR!
83 min
Crisis of Conscience
Brian has started the search for a new assistant and the lines are open! For the entire show Brian and Justin take calls from viewers who want to be the new OMG Chad or Jon Tilton. Then things get a little crazy during the Mailroute and Pond5 ad reads.
102 min
Adventure Show
Brian, Justin and Ali Spagnola gorge themselves on alcohol and viral videos.
73 min
Welcome to Grunberry
Greg Grunberg makes his triumphant return after nearly 3 years away from the show. He still loves Yowza!!, he still hates epilepsy and he still answers your questions!
84 min
So I Hired an Axe Murderer
Brian and Justin discuss their friend being attacked in the Dominican Republic, give an update on Night Attack 2 and Brian's new "companion" is revealed.
89 min
Duck It
Patrick Rothfuss joins us this week for a discussion of unprecedented proportion.
75 min
Knocking on Virgin's Door
The guys fight through technical difficulties to bring you the story of a true Christmas miracle.
55 min
TWiTaaaays
Brian and Justin take a look at the 2012 Google Zeitgeist and keep getting distracted.
84 min
World Tyranny 2013
Brian and Justin show you all of the hottest gadgets from CES and then they take a look at the intellectually stimulating debate between Piers Morgan and Alex Jones.
88 min
Nutspace
It's Brian's birthday! In this episode, the guys talk about fake girl friends, set some goals and is it just me, or are these horses getting dead-er and gay-er by the minute?
87 min
Quatros Hermanos
Hey, the show's called "Four Bros, Bro". Brian and Justin are joined by their brothers as the tell embarrassing stories from their childhood.
81 min
Drinking For Justice
This week Bri Bri and Jurbs sit down for a lovely boozed-up interview with Ali Spagnola.
96 min
Dreams and Shadows
Cargill is here to talk about his book "Dreams and Shadows" as well as his experience writing the movie "Sinister".
77 min
Earnest on a Buffalo
JoMo from The Possum Posse is here to talk about South By So Wasted 2013 and the Posse's new album, and then the Chatrealm whips up some Adobeshops of an elected official.
66 min
A Festival of Crabs
Bonnie sits down with Bri Bri and Jurbs to talk about all sorts of weird nonsense.
69 min
Pope Fiction
The Troll Pope, Ryan Connolly, returns after a two-year absence to watch some goat videos, work out their movie idea and judge the trolls.
80 min
Swamp Thing
Jeff Cannata talks about how he married Brett Rounsaville... to Brett's wife. Then Jeff talks about the legacy of The Totally Rad Show.
76 min
Pretend I'm Not Beer
Brian and Justin recap the events of South By So Wasted 2013 and then kick off the new hoax that will end the world.
62 min
Deathstarter
"Fast-Talkin, Gum-Snappin, Hollywood" Tom Merritt joins us to talk all about Kickstarters, whether they be for "fantasy" sports podcasts, terrorist assassins, terrorist island bases, terrorist space bases and terrorist space fleets to destroy terrorist space bases.
74 min
Don't Touch Me
Brian and Justin are inspired by the Supreme Court and decide to make rulings and the most important issues concerning Chatrealm.
60 min
Local Texan
rian and Justin talk about "tweasers", "sharking" and "twinning", and Brian tells the story of when his mother told him about sex. Then Tom, Sarah, Scott and Cargill join the show to do the 2013 Summer Movie Draft.
155 min
Worst Anything Accent Ever
PadreSJ and Chad Johnson are coming at you LIVE in (mostly) 720p at 16fps to ruthlessly mock the newly re-tooled OMGcraft YouTube series.
68 min
Not Racist
OMG Chad returns for the second week in a row and he is joined by Lamarr Wilson from This Week in YouTube. They get a ruling on how racist Night Attack 2 is and then they talk about some of the worst videos on YouTube.
74 min
Three Strikes and You're Stupid
Brian and Justin sit and talk about Night Attack 2 and other comedy related topics for an hour.
65 min
Hey Moron!
Surprise! There's a new episode of NSFW! Ryan Connolly showed up on a moment's notice to just hang out.
64 min
Hey Jafar!
The guys start the War Against, the War Against Spoilers, they create a false rumor on twitter and then they talk about Iron Man 3's opening weekend and their predictions for the rest of the Summer Movie Draft.
94 min
Disgorious Shannonagans
Shannon Morse is here to play a game of But Cuba, drink some Ruinum and she helps kickoff the Summer Music Series along with Dale Chase.
78 min
White People Rich
The old BBLiveShow gang is back together for a good old fashioned Adobeshop contest, and then they create a new rap song that will take the world by storm.
78 min
Do You Have A Nickel
The Chatrealm is put to a Trial By JuRY, things get really awkward, the Ruinum pre-sale begins and Allie Goertz wins over the hearts of the Chatrealm.
78 min
No Hobo
Brian and Justin run Iyaz through the breaking news gauntlet, Justin coin's a new hobo phrase and we are in preliminary talks to create the first ever Diamond Con.
82 min
The NSA Knows
Brian and Justin defend those whom nobody else wants to defend: Microsoft, the NSA and Alex Jones.
72 min
Jeff Ruinum
Brian and Justin are joined by Bonnie Brushwood and the Chatrealm to talk about great phone conversations and the impending banishment of their wine.
67 min
Marian Call and The Strum Bum
Brian and Justin are joined by the lovely and talented musician Marian Call. She performs live, Brian and Justin try to guess what her songs are about from the titles, they play a little Blitz Quiz, and Brian's racist connections are revealed.
121 min
Stop the Lies and Realize
Brian and Justin break open a major conspiracy involving Kanye West and Alex Jones. We also get introduced to the hot new musical sensation that is TomCattt. Preparations are made for Nerdtacular, and Bonnie steals Brian away.
95 min
Pig Latin 101
Justin and Brian look back on their experience at Nerdtacular, drink some moonshine, talk to the Chatrealm and then they book a musical guest for a future episode.
70 min
The Doubleclicks
Brian's audio sounds like a giant pile of poops and Justin has finally become a cyborg with Google Glass. They watch videos submitted by the Chatrealm, The Doubleclicks perform live and there was a mass text sent around... Did you get it?
120 min
Tom Cattt
Brian and Justin enlist Tom Merritt, Bonnie Brushwood, and Chatrealm to name the newly birthed royal baby; Brian practices his upcoming Tom interview with Tom; and Tom Cattt performs live for us!
78 min
Cheese Weed
We get an update on Ruinum, play Secrets or BS and the guys realize that one of their greatest creations was actually invented by somebody else a full year before Brian and Justin came up with it.
66 min
Can A Blank Get Strangles Twice
Brian and Justin are on the road and neither of them are able to take the lead on the show. Luckily the Chatrealm stepped up and planned the show, complete with "Name that Autocomplete" and "Chatrealm's Choice".
86 min
Approved Bits
Brian is super busy with secret projects so it's all up to Justin to plan the show. Justin has dipped into their "maybe pile" of bits that they haven't used before. The results are quite interesting. Also Jason Howell is here to perform!
82 min
Oh Snap!
MikeTV of GetSetGo is here to perform, hang out and act as judge in Brian and Justin's game of Snapchat War.
102 min
Rejected Vagina Monologues
Dragon Con is less than one week away, so Dragon Con attendees OMG Chad and Patrick Delahanty are here. Then Brian and Justin have not one, but TWO big announcements about the next two weeks of NSFW shows.
101 min
Live From Dragon Con 4
The guys are back in Atlanta for Dragon Con 2013! This live episode features Tom Merritt, Veronica Belmont, musical guest Professor Shyguy and professional badass Michael Rooker.
67 min
Turquoise Jeep Live
Once again, The Jeep once again rolls into the Brickhouse as Brian and Justin dedicates the entire episode to the musical stylings of Turquoise Jeep.
79 min
Get Well Yoshi
Non-stop hilarity! Get ready to take a rocket ship to the planet "Chuckles". The guys talk to the man behind a terrible party game, they try to fill the void left by Jon Tilton, The Coconauts perform, Brian receives an awesome gift and a Chatrealmer needs our love.
75 min
Tayters Gonna Tayte
In this exhilarating episode of the NSFW Show, Brian and Justin drink some home brewed beers from Michael and Katie Lipton then the woman behind "Mass Text" joins them to discuss YouTube trolls.
86 min
Poughkeepsie Lungs
World renowned author Tom Merritt is here to be put through his paces in Author Bootcamp, The Diamond Club: The Movie becomes a thing and then Justin and Tom try to get the Chatrealm to care about baseball.
57 min
Cosby Mouth
Brett, Bonnie and Korey Coleman stop by to hang out and talk. It's really fun.
88 min
A Giant Bang
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! WE DID IT! 200 EPISODES. Brian, Justin and (for a little while) Bonnie look back at their first 200 episodes.
86 min
Wayne Newton's Yacht
We mourn the loss of a great yacht, Justin wants everyone to stop crapping on little girls and the release of Night Attack Live is finally on the horizon.
82 min
Silly Boy Nonsense
Bri Bri and The Jurbs have another best selling comedy album! Andrew Mayne has a TV show on A&E! Time to revel in their success and look back on how far they've come.
97 min
Oi A Ghost
Brian and Justin remember, forget and the remember the Diamond Club book trailer, catch up on some viewer email that they've been ignoring, Simon and Nigel make their NSFW debut and then Justin officially announces his upcoming book.
86 min
Call Me Lando
HOOOOOOLY CRAP, this is a good one! Brian's wife Bonnie, and Justin's totally platonic female roommate, Ashley are here to play a game of I Said WHAT?!
73 min
I Would Like A Coke
We help Chad get some new YouTube subscribers, Chad starts some feuds and we play a little Trial By JuRY.
74 min
Enjoy the Pleasure Garden
The guys are joined by Chris Lesinski and Bonnie Brushwood to play an inappropriate party game, start a little controversy and then they read a story from the upcoming book Go Home Santa, You're Drunk.
88 min
Taft Punk
Brian's on the road so Justin has to run this episode. He's got some half-baked bits to try out and things actually go pretty amazingly.
64 min
English Vernacular
Old John Smokey reveals that he is a total douche and fakes his own death, then Tay Allyn stops by to talk about her new video Clean Ma Room.
70 min
Soft Release
Bonnie Brushwood freestyle raps the news, Casey Kasem gets taken down a peg and the Chatrealm makes a music video for Jason Howell's song Lonely Nights.
73 min
NSANTA
It's Brian and Justin's Christmas Spectacular with a special guest from the North Pole and jaded elves.
56 min
Oh Wow!
We go over the Google Zeitgeist, country versions of your favorite viral hits, and maybe some admissions that will get us fired.
60 min
Bigger Please
We're joined by Andrew Mayne and his production team, Mary Jaras, Joke and Biagio. Chatrealm pitches some reality shows and we look ahead to the premier of "Don't Trust Andrew Mayne" on A&E on January 13th, 2014. TUNE IN!
79 min
The Nine Fangs of My Aunt
Scott Sigler returns to play another choose your own adventure game and then they think up the sequel to one of the greatest short stories ever written.
97 min
Think About the Killdren
Len Peralta is here to promote his new Geek A Week series (featuring Bri Bri and Jurbs) also we ruin Pat Rothfuss' reputation with an awesome(?) new idea for a series of fantasy books. Oh, and plus charity!
68 min
Five Foot Arm
Sarah Lane makes her triumphant return to the show to give you the latest headlines, solve your pr0blems and help you win money during the Super Bowl. Then Justin releases a new card game that will ruin your friendships.
79 min
Hacking the Plebeians
HOLY CRAP! Brian has a TV show! ("Hacking the System" premiering Feb. 27th, 2014 at 9pm) Ron Richards stops by for an iOS/Android debate, they judge Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his tweets, then Ira Sockman gives us some legal advice.
90 min
Sneak Attack Roller Coaster
The Doubleclicks return to help us find the Saddest Kickstarter, they play their own version of The Newlywed game and then The Doubleclicks perform some new songs.
94 min
Night of 1000 Announcements
This week. Things happen. Brian Ibbott and Scott Johnson are here and something you love won't be around two weeks from now. But enough about House of Cards AM I RIGHT?!
137 min
Pretend We're Not Here
The end is here!
93 min