Gene Simmons: Family Jewels Season 3, Episode 22: South of the Border

Gene's Best Friend

As if Gene couldn't be any more pressured with the upcoming lie detector test, but after months of preparing for a big KISS concert, Paul Stanley unexpectedly gets sick and can't go on. Then to add to it, Snippy, Gene's dog, goes missing.

Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire

Gene ignores the family advice on visiting a doctor, after he wakes up feeling like total garbage, but his mom finally convinces him to go. After seeing several different specialists to find out what is wrong, one of them finally uncovers a serious enough condition that needs treatment immediately. Tracy and Shannon take practice lie detector tests on each other in order to prepare for Gene's big day.

The Brutal Truth

Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.

Before the Flood

Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.

Knock, Knock, Who's There?

Gene's car breaks down while he is driving to a gig in Las Vegas. Now he must deal with desert heat, bizarre fans, and a dead cell phone while he tries to make it to the show on time. Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie, and Tracy travel around buying Kiss memorabilia from local fans to replace Gene's treasures which were destroyed in a flood.

Swinging Gene

Something's Fishy

Nail Me

Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.

Shannon B. Demille

Shannon decides that it's time to share all of her home movies that she has been documenting about her their for the past twenty four years.

Lil Gene

Gene runs into a problem that is solved by his intern.

Ladies of the Night

The history of prostitution gets Gene in hot water with Shannon, when he looks up information on it for a book. An old friend unexpectedly visits Nick, but his girlfriend is not happy about it.

Sophie Couture

Gene ends up behind bars as he continues his research on prositution. As a result of her internship for a fashion designer, Sophie walks the catwalk during LA Fashion Week.

Viewer Mail

Gene, Shannon, Nick, and Sophie answer questions sent in by viewers.

Mommy Make-Over

Shannon decides to get a little more plastic surgery and this time takes Tracy with her. Thing don't go quite how they had planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets a surprise when he is asked to appear on the next season of The Apprentice by Donald Trump, while he is the unfortunate one who gets to watch over a recent deeply saddened divorcee.

Gene the Apprentice

Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice." They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.

Gene's Ego Trip

With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.

The Gene Simmons Roast

In this special hour and a half episode, Shannon attempts to put Gene's ego in check when she volunteers him to be the subject of a roast for national TV. She will not only embarrass Gene, but she will be raising money for a good cause.

Shannon to the Rescue

Shannon gets wind that Tracy might be eloping to Hawaii with her boyfriend, so she springs into action and hopes that Gene's antimarriage talk can snap Tracy out of it. Instead, Gene bonds with Tracy's boyfriend and then Gene and Shannon end up hijacking their honeymoon.

Homeymoon at Last

After dealing with Tracy in Hawaii, Gene is in hot water and comes up with the idea to give Shannon the honeymoon they will never have, but that she deserves.

Power Outage

Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.

Nick after Dark

Nick's new car gets towed away while he is out in Los Angeles during the middle of the night.

Happy Birthday...To Whom?

Shannon and Tracy are left stumped when they can't figure out who the childhood friend is that is having a birthday party.

Raw & Uncut

Gene and the family sit down to share some unseen footage and deleted scenes.

X-Gene

Gene heads of to meet some pro snowboarders as he seeks a spokeperson for his new line of snowboarding apparel.

Homesick

Shannon is in for a surprise when Gene shows her what he bought in Canada.

Fan Favorites

The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.

GeneHarmony

Gene attempts to find nice guys for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.

Gene Down Under

Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?