Bob's Burgers Season 16, Episode 12: Children of the Carn

Grand Pre-Pre-Pre-Opening [300th episode]

In the 300th episode, Bob can't decide whether to raise the prices as flashbacks occur to when Bob and Linda first opened the restaurant and Linda was pregnant with Tina.

22 min

'Til Death Do Us Art

Linda becomes concerned when Gayle turns her love life into a performance art piece.

22 min

The Twinnening [Halloween]

Teddy takes a handyman job next door to the restaurant and finds himself trapped inside a store full of spooky antiques.

22 min

The Skids in the Hall

Louise and Gene try to help Tina clear her name after she is fired as a Hall Monitor.

22 min

The Secret Guardin'

Tina, Gene, and Louise have a secret to keep from Linda, but their plan is jeopardized when Louise gets loopy from dental surgery.

22 min

Get Her to the Zeke

Tina tries to set up Zeke on a date while the rest of the Belchers contend with a Super Rat.

22 min

Tube for Tina

Linda has a strong reaction when Tina buys a tiny tube top. Meanwhile, Bob, Teddy, Louise and Gene deal with the consequences of a rare bird flying into the window of the restaurant.

22 min

Les Lizárdables

Gene and Courtney become embroiled in a complex custody battle over an injured lizard.

22 min

It's a Stunterful Life [Christmas]

The kids get caught up in a stunt competition at a Christmas tree farm, while Bob decorates cookies for Santa and Linda tries to find every tree a home.

22 min

Heist Things Are Heist

After winning a prestigious award, Bob faces a setback at the ceremony, and the kids team up with possible former jewel thief Vincent to put things right.

22 min

The Keyboard Kid

Tina hopes her fast-but-weird typing style gets her an A in typing class so she can attend an upcoming field trip. Her typing teacher has other ideas.

Driving Miss Ragey

Nat the limo driver helps Linda with her road rage. Meanwhile, the kids and Bob discover both the joys and the risk involved in riding a mattress down the stairs.

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