The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7, Episode 4: Boogers and Birkins

MIA Back in Action

Alexia is blindsided when Todd files for divorce. Julia revels in the joy of adopting two baby boys, but not all seem supportive. Lisa throws an Old Hollywood birthday party for her boyfriend, Jody, but Larsa has a bone to pick about her ex.

54 min

Miami Takes Milan

Lisa walks Milan Fashion week, but finds herself in uncomfortably close quarters with Larsa. Guerdy considers reconstructive surgery for her post-cancer body. Alexia organizes a dinner for an old friend, but breaks down when she opens up about the latest in her marriage.

42 min

Worst Wedding Ever

Marysol gets legally hitched. Lisa goes to Canada to say goodbye to her father. Larsa recounts unsettling events from Milan. Alexia throws a surprise wedding party for Marysol, but a fight between Guerdy and Julia leaves everyone in shock.

42 min

Miami Goddesses

The ladies prepare for the worst as a hurricane heads toward Miami. Julia and Guerdy sit down in an attempt to reboot their friendship. Stephanie explodes on Lisa for making the group two hours late to Alexia’s Greek Goddess gathering.

42 min

Major Red Flags

Alexia’s Goddess gathering turns into a Greek tragedy as one lady is singled out during a narcissist exercise. Guerdy and Russell attend couple’s therapy. Lisa and Larsa meet one on one to see if they can get their former friendship back on track.

42 min

Textual Tension

Julia introduces Adriana to her new baby boys. The ladies attend the LGBTQ+ Task Force Gala, along with Carmen Carrera. Guerdy causes chaos at her Celebration of Life event when she publicly displays private text messages for all to see.

42 min

Dueling Yachts

Dr. Nicole checks back into Miami. Julia questions Adriana’s loyalty in the wake of the Celebration of Life event, while Guerdy faces backlash for her actions. Larsa and Kiki host an overnight yacht trip, but some drunken antics rock the boat.

42 min

Preppy, Petty People

A plan is hatched to get Alexia’s mind off Todd. Dr. Jackie makes a house call to Guerdy. Julia reveals that she has grown estranged from her daughters. Marysol hosts a preppy party where everyone is held accountable for their actions.

42 min

The Thrill of Seville

The ladies jet off to Seville, Spain—and while some fly private, others experience a travel nightmare. Julia stirs up trouble with Alexia upon her arrival. Tensions boil over at dinner as Stephanie and Alexia have a heated confrontation.

Unfollow Or Unfriend

Larsa becomes enraged infuriated when Lisa refuses to unfollow her ex on social media while flamenco dress shopping in Seville. Kiki breaks down over receiving concerning death threats. A significant other inserts himself into the ladies’ drama.

Uncivil In Seville

Lisa scrambles to find a notary as Larsa fumes over Jody’s texts. Marysol and Julia are forced to deliver an ultimatum to Lisa about the upcoming Marbella trip. Dinner turns ratchet when Adriana and Kiki get into an explosive argument.

42 min

Next Stop, Marbella

The ladies jet off to Marbella, but Alexia and Marysol refuse to get on board with Stephanie’s rules. Lisa makes an important announcement about her marriage. A birthday celebration turns into a screaming match in the middle of the Plaza de España.

42 min

Navigating Friend Ships

Back in Miami, Lisa pressures Jody about their future; Kiki confronts her dad about their past; Marysol takes the ladies aboard a luxury cruise despite how things ended abroad; a night of divided dinners closes with a surprising striptease.

Birthday Blues Cruise

The ladies search for resolution on the last leg of the cruise and Guerdy seeks out solo therapy; a surprising source informs Stephanie that Marysol has unresolved issues with her; Adriana is forced to celebrate her birthday against her will.

The Art of Arguing

Larsa moves into her new house; Alexia and Todd near their divorce deadline; Jody gives Lisa an ultimatum for a proposal; Adriana hosts an Art Basel event, but she starts seeing red after discovering the identity of her birthday cake culprit.

Frosty Friendships

Alexia's son, Peter, expresses his concerns about Todd; Julia performs opera for a special cause, but one key guest is missing; Stephanie throws a Christmas bash where Adriana hits the stage, and then her limit with Julia; Marysol exposes a secret.

Reunion Part 1

Guerdy holds the ladies accountable for their actions, or lack thereof, during the infamous water throw. Alexia shares where she currently stands with Todd. Stephanie addresses rumors about her marriage. Julia drops a scandalous bomb.

Reunion Part 2

The ladies search for answers as Adriana denies Julia's allegations. A backstage break reveals even more secrets from the past. Alexia and Stephanie revisit the rocky start to their friendship while Lisa and Larsa argue over the demise of theirs.

Reunion Part 3

Lisa demands an apology. Larsa comes face to face with Jody. The ladies relive the good, the bad and the ugly from their travels by land and sea. Marysol is accused of stirring the pot behind the scenes.