Storage Wars Season 13, Episode 5: Rules #1

Santanas Are Coming to Town

Recently separated, Brandi and Jarrod find themselves at the same auction, and tensions flare; she gets the Laura treatment, and he regresses to his childhood self; Ivy schools Ivy Jr., who needs to find his footing.

25 min

Bits and Pizzas

The King of Montebello can't wait to see what he can drum up this time around; Rene sniffs out a great locker, stepping over the competition to get it; Kenny does his best to fire up his profits; Brandi can't see the potential in the units.

25 min

Lets Make a Dill!

Back in Montebello, Brandi and her buddy set the wayback machine and discover a roaring good time; Darrell makes the most of the little he's got; Kenny fills his piggy bank, while courting an unfamiliar pastime.

25 min

Mirro, Mirro, on the Floor

Dan and Laura hope for better units and better buyers; Rene tries to capitalize on warehouse sales and scoots away with a deal; Jarrod treats himself to a spa day; Darrell reflects on what it means to buy lockers full of antiques.

25 min

Queen-baya!

The buyers get wind of some interesting units in Santa Clarita; Ivy and Isaiah choose quantity over quality; Brandi gets fancy sneaking a unit from everyone else; Kenny finds himself searching for his soul sister.

25 min

Game of Groans: Whittier Is Coming

Kenny tries to reclaim the title of "King of Whittier" but has trouble amassing any shillings. Ivy & Ivy brave the cold to find their fortunes. Lisa finally graduates to full-fledged buyer, finding an unlikely mentor along the way.

25 min

Breaking Bread

Kenny treats Perris, CA like a European vacation, picking up girls along the way. Jarrod's crappy locker doesn't offer him any protection. Rene's tools end up being older than he expects.

25 min

Dr. D and the Mystery Machines

Less is mostly more in Brea; Rene swings for the fences on a costly gamble; Brandi has to dig through trash but really puts her heart into it nonetheless; Ivy and Pops clear up confusion over a massive mysterious mechanism.

25 min

A Plane Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

The gang is on final approach in Riverside; Darrell listens to his sports sense, and it pays off; Ivy and Ivy get distracted by a decoy but manage to find the bills in the end; Brandi tries to teach Danielle a lesson about the true meaning of trash.

25 min

Older and Weiss-er

Everything seems like business as usual in West Covina, Calif., until a crazy-looking vintage Mercury Zephyr pulls up, revealing an old friend; Darrell and his buddy stumble over the ultimate sketch artist; Ivy and his son can't seem to pick a lane.

25 min

Let My Lockers Go

Ivy confuses profit with prophet but still manages to climb his way to success; Kenny tries to honor the history of San Bernardino, Calif., recording a win along the way; Brandi shows her literary prowess volume by volume.

25 min

Fears Of A Clown

It's a regular father and son shootout in Victorville, as Ivy and Pops try to prove who among them is the most profitable. Brandi's secret weapon lands her more than she bargained for but luckily, Kenny is there to brighten her day.

25 min

Stanton And Redeliver

A confident Kenny has a 3-step plan for success in Stanton. Darrell helps Kimber find winning items for her new boutique. Rene brings Casey, who needs a distraction. And Laura takes lead as auctioneer, while Dan... holds the clipboard.

25 min

The Old Man and the Spree

Kenny's fear of sharks inspires a controversial wardrobe choice in Oceanside. Rene brings his "bargain army" along to try and intimidate the competition, while he gets his slice of the loot. Darrell won't take 'no' for an answer, moving full steam ahead.

25 min

She Bidded Me With Science!

Lisa decides to be fact-based in Placentia, inadvertently complicating international relations. Ivy and his son conjure up a locker with some mysterious sports equipment. Rene won't be taken advantage of and it allows him to record a nice win.

25 min

Not So Easy Rider

Barry rolls up to Riverside with his own masked bidder, and the two develop a winning strategy. Brandi and Danielle's mystery balls take them to South America...sort of. Rene needs a cleanse after going through his risqu room.

25 min

An Austrian in Perris

25 min

Pretty Fly...For A Locker!

San Bernardino brings out the warrior in Ivy, who goes up against an upstart buyer. Kenny has his eye on a locker that leaves him needing a massage; while Lisa angles for a smaller unit but ends up with the catch of the day.

25 min

High Tea And Boxed Whine

Brandi lets Danielle lead the way in Santa Ana. Rene takes a gamble on the packaging.

25 min

Miss Direction...If You're Nasty

25 min

She Sure Has A Type

In Lancaster, it's not the other buyers but rather a small animal that catches Lisa off guard, though she does snag a new type of prize. Ivy and Isaiah barrel their way through a unit, leaving them in need of a drink, while Darrell keeps getting stuck behind an old lady.

25 min

The Devil Buys Used Prada

Kenny tries bribing the other team in Canyon Country; Isaiah and Ivy makes the most of their lot; Brandi faces the powers of darkness.

25 min

Cash Is King

25 min

Spidey Cents

Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but feels much better after picking up a locker in Placentia; Rene goes to the office to quickly flip his money; Kenny struggles just to get through his unit, which seems to have it in for him.

25 min

Another One Bites The Dusty

Barry arrives code 3 to Stanton, where he takes on a new disciple. Lisa gets clinical with her find, forcing her to take a closer look. The new guy pays heavily for a unit, but seems to know what he's doing, while Brandi and Rene struggle to stay in the game.

25 min

Come And Knock On Our Locker

Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but makes the best of it in Fullerton. Meanwhile, Ivy snipes one locker and grabs a second, knocking out the competition. and Kenny finds something precious.

25 min

Nothing Is Impossible

25 min

Karma Is A Bid

25 min

In Dusty We Trust

25 min

The Hunch-Back Of La Habra

25 min

The 300th Time's The Charm!

25 min