Cow and Chicken Season 1, Episode 13: The Ugliest Weenie - Part One

Field Trip to Folsom Prison

On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.

6 min

The Girl's Bathroom

Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.

6 min

This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.

7 min

Supermodel Cow

At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

6 min

Part-Time Job

Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".

6 min

I.R. on Sun

I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

7 min

Alive!

Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.

6 min

Who is Super Cow?

Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.

6 min

Deep Sea Tour

Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.

7 min

Confused

Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.

6 min

The Molting Fairy

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

6 min

I.R. Gentlemans

It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.

7 min

I Are Big Star

I.R. will do anything to get Weasel's role on his last movie.

7 min

The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue

Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.

6 min

Crash Dive!

Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.

6 min

Happy Meat

Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.

6 min

Power of Odor

I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.

7 min

School Bully

When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.

6 min

Time Machine

Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.

6 min

Ping Pong at Sea

Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.

7 min

Orthodontic Police

Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.

6 min

The Cow with Four Eyes!

Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.

6 min

Disease Fiesta

I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face.

7 min

Cow's Instincts... Don't It?

Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.

6 min

Ballerina Cow

6 min

I.R. Plant Life

I.R. falls in love with a flower he has grown.

7 min

Chicken's First Kiss

A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.

6 min

Squirt the Daisies

Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.

6 min

I Am Ambassador

Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.

7 min

Lawnmower Chicken

Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.

6 min

Cow Loves Piles

Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.

6 min

Law of Gravity

I.R. destroys the Law of Gravity.

7 min

Space Cow

Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.

6 min

The Legend of SailCat

Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.

6 min

Happy Baboon Holidays

It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.

7 min

Head Hunting in Oregon

Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.

6 min

The King and Queen of Cheese

Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.

6 min

I. Architect

An accident causes Weasel and I.R. to drop their brains.

7 min