Cow and Chicken Season 4, Episode 39: I Are Good Salesmans

1

Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal

Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

6 min

2

Black Sheep of the Family

Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.

6 min

3

Enemy Camp

Weasel and I.R. remember the days in which they were good friends, until they were sent to Enemy Camp.

7 min

4

The Full Mounty

It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

6 min

5

Mall Cop

Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

6 min

6

I Am Clichéd

The director of Weasel and I.R.'s cartoons does nothing but stealing old clichés from classic cartoons.

7 min

7

Cow's Toys

Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

6 min

8

I Scream, Man

It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

6 min

9

I Are Gladiator

Back in Roman times, Weasel and I.R. battle each other as gladiators.

7 min

10

Cloud Nine

Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

6 min

11

Send in the Clowns

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

6 min

12

Revolutionary Weasel

Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history.

7 min

13

The Big Move

Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

6 min

14

Cow's Magic Blanket

Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.

6 min

15

I Are Ghost

Weasel and Baboon are ghosts, assigned to haunt the house of a washed-up movie starlet (played by the Red Guy). But Baboon keeps goofing up, and even Weasel is finding the starlet a hard scare.

7 min

16

Snail Boy

Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.

6 min

17

The Penalty Wheel

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.

6 min

18

The Magnificent Motorbikini

Weasel & Baboon try out Weasel's latest invention: The Magnifi- cient Motorbikini!

7 min

19

Invisible Cow

Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

6 min

20

Monster in the Closet

Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out.

6 min

21

I Am Hairstylist

Weasel is a talented hairstylist, while Baboon has an awful job doing toes. And thing's don't look really good when Red Guy the Hair-Police tries to book'em up!

7 min

22

Chicken's Fairy Tale

Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant.

6 min

23

Magic Chicken

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

6 min

24

I Am Whale Captain

Weasel the Whale Captain is looking for the giant squid.

7 min

25

Major Wedgie

Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.

6 min

26

The Loneliest Cow

Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.

6 min

27

Dream Weasel

Weasel has created a machine giving dreams to the dreamless.

7 min

28

Cow's Horse

Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.

6 min

29

Cow's a Beauty

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent.

6 min

30

The Baboon's Paw

I.R. discovers that he has magical paws granting all awful wishes.

7 min

31

Piano Lessons

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich.

6 min

32

Red Butler

Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler.

6 min

33

The Sackless Games

Weasel & Baboon join Red Guys version of Olympians: The Sackless Games!

7 min

34

Duck, Duck Chicken!

Now Red Guy's Dr. Hiney, and says that Chicken is a deformed duck. With that, he takes Chicken to the hospital for a wattle-ex-tamy.

6 min

35

The Great Pantzini

Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus.

6 min

36

Who Rubbed Out Cow and Chicken?

Weasel and I.R. investigate the crime of who is erasing the characters from Cow and Chicken.

7 min

37

The Cow and Chicken Blues

When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singer to fight their depression.

6 min

38

The Ballad of Cow and Chicken

The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.

6 min

39

I Are Good Salesmans

Baboon's selling wild fire door-to-door, and Weasel must stop him!

7 min