Tyler Perry's House of Payne Season 12, Episode 3: No Bueno

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Piece by Piece

Calvin teams up with his ex-wife Miranda to get to the bottom of why Laura broke off their engagement, while also working with Ella to repair his relationship with Calvin Jr. Meanwhile, Curtis and Floyd attempt to get publicity for their BBQ sauce brand.

22 min

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Adjust Your Crown, Sis

When Ella sponsors the membership of the new wife of a longtime dea-con into her social club, Incomparable Crowns, she begins to suspect something may be going on behind closed doors in the new marriage.

22 min

3

No Bueno

Jazmine reminds a forgetful C.J. about his first wedding anniversary. Curtis and Ella bring over a cake called “No Bueno” to celebrate, only to learn there is no celebration to be had. Elsewhere, Calvin prepares to attend Pookie’s wedding solo.

22 min

4

Failure to Succeed

Malik is thrilled when he lands an interview with a councilman he idolizes, but he finds out that getting the job is only half the battle. Curtis fails a health inspection forcing him to modify his barbecue recipe to disastrous results.

22 min

5

Love Yourz

A concerned Calvin enlists his quirky friends Pookie and Peanut to help his struggling son, Calvin Jr., with math.

22 min

6

The Chicken or the Egg

In the middle of a city-wide egg shortage, Curtis searches for reasonably priced eggs. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to gain professional work experience by going to work with the Paynes.

22 min

7

I Wanna Dance with Somebody

When Calvin Jr.’s mom can’t take him to the Mother-Son dance, Miranda and Laura compete to be her replacement.

22 min

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A Payneful Father's Day

Ella organizes the women to plan a special Father’s Day for the men in their lives. Meanwhile, Floyd and Glo have their first argument as a couple.

22 min

9

Hut-Hut Psyche

Calvin wants Calvin Jr. to play football, but Ella thinks football is too dangerous and pushes him to play tennis instead.

22 min

10

Final Answer

Jazmine gets caught up in a cheating scandal at school and Curtis enlists the help of a vlogger to promote his food truck.

22 min

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All Hands on Deck

Curtis calls on his family to help work the food truck, and Malik faces a tough decision when Councilman Dustman tasks him with creating a smear campaign against his opponent.

22 min

12

Break Up to Make Up

C.J. and Janine try to mediate Curtis and Floyd's messy disagreement, and when Miranda helps Calvin take care of a sick Christian, Calvin has a big realization.

22 min

13

If It Ain't Broke

Miranda steps in as Calvin and Junior deal with fallout from their big fight, and C.J. and Janine employ techniques they learned in couples counseling to tackle a home improvement project.

22 min

14

House of Funk

Calvin and Laura try to teach the boys to clean up after themselves, and Ella meets with the head deacon to discuss serious concerns but does not get the response she expected.

22 min

15

Barracuda Pool

Curtis and Floyd pitch their BBQ sauce to potential investors on a popular TV show, and Calvin gets jealous when Miranda goes to the club with Jazmine for a fun ladies' night out.

22 min

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Paynefully Moving On

Ella has become conflicted with the politics of her church and has to make a big decision, and Floyd worries that evidence of his past behavior might get him canceled and hurt his business.

22 min

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Tricks No Treats

Curtis surprises Ella with a gift that brings unexpected results, and Calvin struggles with whether he and Laura are ready to walk down the aisle.

22 min

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Love at First Swipe

C.J. and Janine receive marital advice from an unlikely source, and Peanut seeks help with his newfound online lover.

22 min

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House of Cards

Calvin finds himself in the middle of a feud he wants no part of, and Jazmine, discouraged about her career path, learns she has more time than she thinks to plan her life.

22 min

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The Incomparable Ella

Ella and her social club band together to help a friend in a dangerous situation, and Jazmine takes her future into her own hands when her reputation becomes wrongfully tarnished.

22 min

21

Houston, We've Got a Problem

Calvin struggles with Tracie's decision to relocate Calvin Jr. to Houston, and Malik hosts an impromptu election night watch party with a nervous Councilman Dustman.

22 min

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House of Love

Laura finds herself at odds with her future in-laws, and Jasmine works on a journalism project that brings the generations together.

22 min