2 Broke Girls Season 3, Episode 9: And the Pastry Porn

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And The Soft Opening

Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.

22 min

2

And The Kickstarter

Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.

22 min

3

And The Kitty Kitty Spank Spank

When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.

22 min

4

And The Group Head

When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.

22 min

5

And the Cronuts

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.

21 min

6

And the Piece of Sheet

Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.

22 min

7

And the Girlfriend Experience

After Han emails photos of a stripper's face to his mother claiming she's his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.

22 min

8

And the 'It' Hole

When Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

22 min

9

And the Pastry Porn

Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.

22 min

10

And the First Day of School

Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing. Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max's handsome teacher, Nicolas.

22 min

11

And the Life After Death

Caroline attends her former nanny's funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.

22 min

12

And the French Kiss

After an incredible make-out session with Max's pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.

22 min

13

And the Big But

Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.

22 min

14

And the Dumpster Sex

When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.

22 min

15

And the Icing on the Cake

When Deke invites Max's friends over for a gathering at his dumpster, Caroline learns an enormous secret about his background.

22 min

16

And the ATM

Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.

22 min

17

And the Married Man Sleepover

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas's loft to help make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

22 min

18

And the Near Death Experience

Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.

22 min

19

And the Kilt Trip

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

22 min

20

And the Not Broke Parents

When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.

22 min

21

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who can't decide on what style of cake she wants – or much of anything else.

21 min

22

And the New Lease on Life

When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they're forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.

22 min

23

And the Free Money

When Caroline and Max join Sophie at the racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend, Caroline's reignited love for horse racing gets out of hand.

21 min

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And the First Degree

When Caroline discovers that Max didn't graduate high school by failing to show up for only one exam, she decides to help her best friend get her degree – and reconnect with her estranged mother.

22 min