Married... with Children Season 11, Episode 23: How to Marry a Moron

1

Twisted

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.

22 min

2

Children of the Corns

Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

22 min

3

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.

22 min

4

Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)

Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.

22 min

5

Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

22 min

6

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

22 min

7

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

22 min

8

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

22 min

9

Crimes Against Obesity

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

22 min

10

The Stepford Peg

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

22 min

11

Bud on the Side

After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

22 min

12

Grime and Punishment

Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.

22 min

13

T*R*A*S*H

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

22 min

14

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (1)

Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

22 min

15

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (2)

Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.

22 min

16

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (3)

Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.

22 min

17

Live Nude Peg

A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.

22 min

18

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

22 min

19

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.

22 min

20

Lez Be Friends

Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.

22 min

21

Damn Bundys

Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

22 min

22

The Desperate Half-Hour

Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.

22 min

23

How to Marry a Moron

With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.

22 min

24

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.

22 min