Married... with Children Season 5, Episode 18: Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

1

We'll Follow the Sun

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

22 min

2

Al... with Kelly

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

22 min

3

Sue Casa, His Casa

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

22 min

4

The Unnatural

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

22 min

5

The Dance Show

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

22 min

6

Kelly Bounces Back

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

22 min

7

Married... with Aliens

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

22 min

8

Wabbit Season

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

22 min

9

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

22 min

10

One Down, Two to Go

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

22 min

11

And Baby Makes Money

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

22 min

12

Married... with Who

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

22 min

13

The Godfather

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

22 min

14

Look Who's Barking

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

22 min

15

A Man's Castle

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

22 min

16

All Night Security Dude

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

22 min

17

Oldies But Young 'Uns

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

22 min

18

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

22 min

19

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

22 min

20

Top of the Heap

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

22 min

21

You Better Shop Around (1)

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

22 min

22

You Better Shop Around (2)

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

22 min

23

Route 666 (1)

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

22 min

24

Route 666 (2)

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

22 min

25

Buck the Stud

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

22 min