Married... with Children Season 8, Episode 16: How Green Was My Apple

1

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

22 min

2

Hood 'n the Boyz

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

22 min

3

Proud to Be Your Bud

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

22 min

4

Luck of the Bundys

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

22 min

5

Banking on Marcy

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

22 min

6

No Chicken, No Check

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

22 min

7

Take My Wife, Please

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

22 min

8

Scared Single

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

22 min

9

NO MA'AM

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

22 min

10

Dances with Weezy

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

22 min

11

Change for a Buck

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

22 min

12

A Little Off the Top

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

22 min

13

The Worst Noel

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

22 min

14

Sofa So Good

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

22 min

15

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

22 min

16

How Green Was My Apple

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

22 min

17

Valentine's Day Massacre

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

22 min

18

Get Outta Dodge

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

22 min

19

Field of Screams

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

22 min

20

The D'Arcy Files

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

22 min

21

Nooner or Later

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

22 min

22

Ride Scare

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

22 min

23

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

22 min

24

Assault and Batteries

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

22 min

25

Al Goes Deep

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

22 min

26

Kelly Knows Something

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

22 min