America's Funniest Home Videos Season 13, Episode 3: Pet Spa Treatments, Baseball Been Good to Me, and You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

Brush with Nature, Can't Take a Joke, and You're Using it Wrong

People have bumbling brushes with nature; a wedding day practical joke; a grandpa's sleepy surprise. Host: Tom Bergeron.

60 min

Wedding Bliss, Comedy is Not Pretty, and Funeral for a Fin

Videos featuring a monkey stealing a man's watch, a funeral for a fish and wedding day blunders will all be seen on the hilarious comedy-reality series.

60 min

Monkeys Versus Relatives, the Naughty File, and Prayer Boy Pigs Out

A chimpanzee admires a monkey mask; fishing mishaps; comical babies.

60 min

Scared Silly, Trick or Treat, and a Home Wrecking Rodent

A squirrel trapped inside a house--with a dog chasing it; Things about kids that their parents aren't proud of; Falls in the water; People acting like the costumes they're wearing; A ferret who throws himself out; Toilet humor; Blockheads; Costumed animal; ""Naughty Files""; A Halloween theme includes a trick-or-treater chased away by a Daschund, a little girl dressed as a witch scared by her own reflection, and a man in costume scaring trick-or-treaters at the front door; and a music montage of people being scared silly. Finalists: 'Home-Wrecking Rodent' (Winner), 'Lightning Dolt' (2nd Place), and 'The Caped Evader' (3rd place).

60 min

Dino Sores, a Pair of Dumbbells, and Nincompoop Corner

Videos featuring karate cut-ups, husband-and-wife mishaps and close encounters with dinosaurs.

60 min

Better Wed Than Dead, Graduation Mishaps, and the Many Faces of Freaking Out

A man scares his wife with a stuffed squirrel; girls are embarrassed when caught dancing and singing; a nude man sleds in snow. Also: wedding mishaps.

60 min

Teeny Bopper Busted, Gross Me Out, and Teeter Totters Versus Sneezing House Pets

A minister receives a cell-phone call during a wedding ceremony; man in a bear costume; cats and dogs.

60 min

Gobble Gobble, Send in the Cleaning Crew, and Trampoline Trouble

Thanksgiving Day blunders; a cake spontaneously combusts; a baby shows disgust over some food.

60 min

The Jolly Old Fat Man, It's Better to Receive, and Santa Claustrophobic

60 min

The High Cost of Child Rearing, Turtles Through Doorways Versus Downhill Skiing, and Slo-Mo Gizmo

A Christmas-themed episode includes mishaps involving Santa; kids' reactions to gifts; a Santa who falls asleep as kids give him their gift lists; a toy glider hitting someone in the head. Also: a parachutist lands near a seal.

60 min

Sports of Course, Dizzy Bats Versus Dogs Swinging on Ropes, and Grid Irony

A dog breaks through a wall; A fish tries to jump into a little boy's mouth; Sports-themed mishaps; Keeping your inner-child; D-fence!; Persistence; Property damage; A flower girl stomps a bug on the bride's dress; Turtles Through Doors VS. Downhill Skiing; Funny animals; Musical montage of people who can't dance; ""Slowing Things Down""; A boy with no pain threshold; ""The Video Calibrator,"" where videos are measured on a cuteness scale; Adolescence; Snowmobiling . . . or just no-mobiling; A graduation ceremony gets drenched when sprinklers turn on unexpectedly; A fake advertisement for interesting pet ideas; Cat tricks; Old folks, including an old man who pulls off a refrigerator door; ""The Naughty Files""; and Hysterical laughter. Finalists: 'Rover Rescue' (Winner), 'Stocking Stuffer' (2nd Place), and 'Snowmobonehead' (3rd place).

60 min

The First $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13

Football mishaps and blunders are the catch of the day, as videos featuring a player knocking over a referee and a deer interrupting a game; a sleeping man getting shaving-creamed; clips of amazing dog tricks; football kids; a drunk raccoon; ""Nincompoop Corner""; people falling between the boat and the dock; Dizzy Bats VS. Dogs Swinging On Ropes; ""You Do the Intro""; baby clips; ""Greetings from France""; and ""Naughty Files."" Finalists: 'Monster's Ick' (Winner), 'Flower-Power Protest' (2nd Place), and 'Big-Knuckle Bride' (3rd place).

60 min

Darwin's Favorite Animals, and Bucking Broncos Versus Kids Sleeping on Toilets

The $100,000 grand-prize winner.

60 min

Be My Valentine, With These Clips I Thee Wed, and Extremely Engaging

Performers blunder on stage; animal mishaps.

60 min

Grandpa's Gone Wild and the Strange, Bizarre and Unusual

Videos celebrate love, weddings and babies for St. Valentine's Day.

60 min

Tom's Home Movies, and Falling Down Stairs Versus Hairpieces Coming Off

Videos featuring nincompoops, sleeping disasters and children's mishaps.

60 min

Kids with Buckets on Their Heads Running into Walls Versus Dogs Playing the Piano

Sports blunders; children's follies; cats vs. dogs. Host: Tom Bergeron..

60 min

Whole Lotto Love, Nincompoop Corner, and 31 Burps in 30 Seconds

Videos featuring goofy children, canines and screaming amusement park ride patrons. Host: Tom Bergeron.

60 min

Send in the Repair Crew, Maybe the Parents Need a Time Out, and Backwards Classics

Sports blunders; a woman blowing out her birthday candles loses her dentures; funny reactions to fabricated lottery tickets.

60 min

That's My Child, Pogo Sticks Versus Exploding Snowmen, and How Did You Get So Bad at That?

A montage of funny pinata accidents; yo-yo attacks; a man gets the surprise of his life when he views his wife's ultrasound.

60 min

Child's Play, Egg Cracking, and We Don't Need No Stinking Men!

A squirrel takes a ride on a spinning bird feeder; a child takes a spill on Easter; people do comical things while sleeping.

60 min

Your Athletic Cup Runneth Over, Nature's Sampler, and Tom's Home Movies

Children at play; animal mishaps; funny female moments. Host: Tom Bergeron.

60 min

The Second $100,000 Two-Hour Competition Show of Season 13

Special ""home movies""; sporting accidents; man with a ""weight"" problem.

60 min