MADtv Season 5, Episode 3: Episode #503

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Episode #501

Show Open-Extravaganza Blair Witch Report Tee Hee Hee Shirts Pretty White Kids with Problems PWKWP Video (w/Lisa Loeb) Stuart's Wishing Well Making the Video: Britney Spears MAD at the Emmys Tae-Bo: The Movie Good News Show Close-Extravaganza

60 min

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Episode #502

Show Open-Mo with Promos The Tenors The Pepsi Sense Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martin A Lesson from Kosovo Hollywood Squares Swan Going Home Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes MAD Classic: Little Hassan Taylor Spy vs. Spy-Cactus Show Close-Phil

60 min

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Episode #503

Show Open-Rick No Blacks on the TV Screen Politically Incorrect Slap Happy Stick Chicks Star Wars '99 Misadventure Father & Son Competition Bunifa at the Mall MAD Classic: CLOPS III Spy vs. Spy-Air Attack Show Close-Michael

60 min

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Episode #504

Show Open-Jesse Ventura Scared Straight Meet Hoppy Potty Rusty, Peer Counselor Party All the Time Kenny's New Show Hillary's Listening Tour Jack MAD Classic:Cat Woman Show Close-Alex

60 min

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Episode #505

Show Open-Nicole, Will, Aries The Amazing Mr. Heston DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #1 Melina & Lida Beauty Pageant DJ Kid Sasso Bumper #2 Sasso Gets His Job Back Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Lama Mickey's Fear of Flying PWKWP II Lenny MAD Classic: Riggs & Murtaugh (319) Show Close-Pat

60 min

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Episode #506

Show Open-Mickey The Today Show Illeana Douglas Runner #1 Vancome Halloween Illeana Douglas Runner #2 Hoppy Potty Video Richard Simmons' DreamMaker Illeana Douglas Runner #3 Illeana Douglas Runner #4 Lenny Kravitz Storytellers Illeana Douglas Runner #5 Illeana Douglas Runner #6 Show Close-Aries

60 min

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The 100th Episode

Show Open-100th Episode I Love Lucy-The Revenge MAD Clip #1- Cabana Chat-Pool Boy MAD Clip #2- OJ Bloopers Swan-Airplane MAD Clip #3- Greatest Action Story Ever Told Blue Heat MAD Clip #4- Klumps Stuart at the Zoo MAD Clip #5- Vancome Santa MAD Clip #6- Lex Jackson FANatic-Nicole Sullivan MAD Clip #7- My White Momma Bush performance 100th Close-Full Cast

60 min

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Episode #508

Fight Like A Girl Club Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #1 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #2 Reality Check Reading Caboose UBS-Mitch Pileggi Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? #3 Wedding Night Inside the Actor's Studio-Andie MacDowell Babewatch Clip Artie Lange Show Close-Will

60 min

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Episode #509

Show Open-Lida & Melina G Thang Thanksgiving and the Heater's Broke Will & Alex: Bond Premiere Dolemite vs. Blackbelt Jones You are the One that I Love Antonia Pottery MADClassic-Bris-O-Tine (412) Show Close-Nicole

60 min

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Episode #510

Show Open-Aries Tinsel Talk Lida & Melina meet Ricky Martial Law Devon's Creek Gap Troll Trainee Buenas Dias, San Diego Hospital Scene Show Close-Nelson

60 min

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Episode #511

Show Open-X-mas Swandie I Saw Santa Claus Mariah Misadventure Rooftop Memories Darlene McBride's X-mas Album Martin Lawrence's Brushes with Death 4 Stuart X-mas with Deborah Harry Blondie Performance Alison, the Musical Show Close- X-mas Swan & Blondie

60 min

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Episode #512

Show Open- Steven Seagal Nicky Malone, Teenage President Reality Check II Monica Lewinsky Handbags Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #1 Second Hand Lorraine The 3 Tenors and 98 Degrees Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #2 Will & Alex: Billboard Awards #3 Literally CLOPS V Don Martin-Fat Freak (107) Show Close- Phil

60 min

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Episode #513

Show Open-Etheridge and Crosby Mambo #6 Angela's Ashes, the Game! Smith Comma John #1 Marvin Tikvah at Yoga Grease Spoof Smith Comma John #2 INT- Car Night Smith Comma John #3 Mistake of Your Life Shorty Holding the Baby T.I.T. MADClassic-Honeydipper Dan (420) Frieda O'Keefe Show Close-Debra & Brooke

60 min

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Episode #514

Show Open- Jesse Jackson Blind Date Rocket Revengers in Excitocolor Hatman Williams Stick Chicks III Captain Kirk Show Reading Caboose III (Tim Robbins) Good Job MADClassic- Vista Card Militia (113) Show Close- Debra

60 min

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Episode #515

Show Open- Lorraine Being James Brown Lida & Melina Wedding Sniggers #1 Will's Little Sister Video Sniggers #2 Swan Homecoming Sniggers #3 Bunifa's Driving Test Third Eye Blind Performance Funky Walker-Carmen Electra Show Close- Mo

60 min

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Episode #516

Regis Runner #1 Reality Check III Regis Runner #2 Reading Caboose II (David James Elliott) Regis Runner #3 Who Wants to be the President? Regis Runner #4 Stuart at the Pet Shop Mannequin Manslaughter Q-Tip Performance The Kiss Show Close-Aries

60 min

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Episode #517

Show Open-Seth Green The Syndrome Rusty at a Bar Brightling Greetings Disney Singles Dolemite Returns Earth, Wind, & Fire Performance Show Close-Michael

60 min

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Episode #518

Malcolm X in the Middle Paul Timberman's Unitool 2000 Lorraine All You Can Eat Law & Order Bar Fightin' Swan Taxi ""Maybe Someday,"" The Cure Touched by an Atheist Close- ""Inbetween Days,"" The Cure

60 min

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Episode #519

One That I Love Spishak Home Theater Steven Segal Letterbox '00 Reality Check 5- Oscars Spice Girl Interrupted Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Elvis Planet of the Apes Master P's Theater Marc Anthony Performs ""You Sang to Me"" Patch Kevorkian Marc Anthony Performs ""I Need to Know""

60 min

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Episode #520

Celine Dion Farewell Shatner's Sperm Bank Conversations With Elvis 1 Stick Chicks 2-Big Bang Conversations With Elvis 2 Mahir I Kiss You Conversations With Elvis 3 Phoney Phuneral Creed ""Higher"" Knight & Day Show Close w/ Mo & Nelson

60 min

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Episode #521

We're Sending Up the List The Jewel Show Sleepover Antiques Road Show 1 Fanatic-Shania Twain Antiques Road Show 2 To My Sister Antiques Road Show 3 Alison-Musical Chairs Antonia Perfume Bunifa-Judge Joe Brown Show Close w/ Mo & Brooke

60 min

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Episode #522

Show Open w/ David Arquette The Soprano Family Feud Mickey in the Waiting Room Melina & Lida Big Boys Stuart at Mommy's Work Good Morning Boulder Power Friends Goo Goo Dolls ""Broadway"" Show Close w/ Will

60 min

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Episode #523

Show Open w/ Susan Sarandon Rusty 18th Bday Party 1 Rusty 18th Bday Party 2 Zapruder Home Movies Previously on Swan Swan the Conclusion Storytime w/ James Brown Susan Sarandon Tag Lay Down Lorraine Show Close w/ Alex

60 min

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Episode #524

Show Open-Will Hits Big Time Afro Puffs LaVerne & Shirley 2000 A. Spears Show-Shaloub Literally-Doing it Again Encore-Lick My Baby Back Behind (Making the Video) Catherine O'Hara Reading Caboose 4 w/ George Carlin Show Close w/ Will

60 min

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Episode #525

Love Connection Paul's Crush Brightlings Greetings Bunifa vs. Katisha Thanksgiving Heaters Broke Martin Takes a Pitch No Blacks on TV Screen As the Ankle Turns Trina My Home Wizard of Oz Lost Clips Miss Sylvia School Nurse Antonia Guard P. Timberman Wondertool Show Close w/ Alex

60 min