Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Season 1, Episode 53: Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

San Diego

Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.

Statue

Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.

Lightning

Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.

Headlight Fluid

Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.

Expert Parent

Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.

Omnibus #1

Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.

Omnibus #2

Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.

New Orleans (1)

The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.

New Orleans (2)

The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.

Omnibus #3

Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.

Double Derps

A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.

Shakedowns & Breakdowns

Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.

Party of the Dead

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.

Joel Hates Snakes

Gus Anesthesia

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.

Kara's Exciting Day

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.

Fun With Earthquakes

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.

Gus vs Machete Man

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.

Burnie Fights Animals

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.

Shamu Plane and Naked Joel

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.

Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.

Burnie Burns Horse Puncher

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.

Brandon and the Electric Fence

Cookies & Hobos

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.

Michael Meets a Drug Dealer

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...

Award for Drink Ordering

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

Robot Future Toys

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

Joel Meets a Panther

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.

Left 4 Trek

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

Disease Movie Theatre

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

Joel Goes Skydiving

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.

The Five Signs of Death

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

An Internet Conversation

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.

Joel vs Technology

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

Health Kick to the Balls

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

Impressions & Fishing

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

Google Mind Tricks

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

RTX-travaganza

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

Mass Defect

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

The Dolphin Experiment

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

Resident A.I.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

Brandon & Chris Move Furniture

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

Dance Floor Fight

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar.

Signs & Shotguns

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie.

Chris Stories

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

Drunk Burnie

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

Ice Cream Comic Con

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

Attack of the Burnies

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

That's Sway-cist

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

Burnie and the Cup

Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

Co-Pilot Calamity

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

My Blue Eyes!

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....

Lost Phone Karma

What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

Gus' Bathroom Encounter

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

Bad Luck Burnie

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

OmniGus

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

Gavin's Dong Gong

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

Drunk in the City

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

Michael Gets Locked Out

Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.

Burnie Tales

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Gavin's Has Brain Problems

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

When Kites Attack

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

Bets & Flirts

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.

Burnie's Sleeper Power

Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

More NYCC Stories

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.

Raw Meat Lumps

Doctor Free Pants Gavin

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

Grapes, Calls & Storage

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

Ray's Photo Bomb

Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

Miles' Strip Club Predicament

Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

Nice Carrot Sweat

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

Miles' Daring Party Escape

Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

For Whom the Bell Trolls

Marshall's secret doorbell.

Geoff's Vespa Crash

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

Donuts for Cake

Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

Plane Stories

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

Gus on Mars

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

Headphones & Peeing

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

Homeless Depot

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

Gus' Rooftop Rat

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

Big Noses & Little Sisters

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

Gus Hates Interns

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

Lucid Bear Dreams

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.

Dan vs. Food

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.

More Plane Stories

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.

Drunk Burnie Returns

Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.

Lost Not Found

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

Stinky Fools

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.

Brandon Explains Magnets

In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

Mean Squirrels & Blind People

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.

Barbara Pun-kelman

RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

Famous Asteroid

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

The Podcast King

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

Gav's Creeper Parents

Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

Gus' Squirrelly Situation

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

More Burnie Tales

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.

Geoff vs. Porch

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

El Pizza Bandido

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

Drunk Detective Miles

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.

The Original LOLcats

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

Gavin's Secret Admirer

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

Burnie Fights the Sun

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

New Phone, Bad Store

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

Kyle Becomes Wolverine

Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.

Body Switching & Buckets

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.