Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Season 3, Episode 7: Gus on Mars

1

Nice Carrot Sweat

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

2

Miles' Daring Party Escape

Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

3

For Whom the Bell Trolls

Marshall's secret doorbell.

4

Geoff's Vespa Crash

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

5

Donuts for Cake

Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

6

Plane Stories

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

7

Gus on Mars

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

8

Headphones & Peeing

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

9

Homeless Depot

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

10

Gus' Rooftop Rat

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

11

Big Noses & Little Sisters

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

12

Gus Hates Interns

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

13

Lucid Bear Dreams

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!

14

Dan vs. Food

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201

15

More Plane Stories

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!

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Drunk Burnie Returns

Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211

17

Lost Not Found

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212

18

Stinky Fools

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast

19

Brandon Explains Magnets

In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134

20

Mean Squirrels & Blind People

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209

21

Barbara Pun-kelman

RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

22

Famous Asteroid

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

23

The Podcast King

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

24

Gav's Creeper Parents

RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"

25

Gus' Squirrelly Situation

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut. Audio from RT Podcast #215

26

More Burnie Tales

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie! Audio from RT Podcast

27

Geoff vs. Porch

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

28

El Pizza Bandido

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it. Audio from RT Podcast #220

29

Drunk Detective Miles

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down! Audio from RT Podcast #221

30

The Original LOLcats

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny. Audio from RT Podcast #66

31

Gavin's Secret Admirer

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs. Audio from RT Podcast #205

32

Burnie Fights the Sun

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

33

New Phone, Bad Store

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job. Audio from RT Podcast

34

Kyle Becomes Wolverine

Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Audio from RT Podcast #221

35

Body Switching & Buckets

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid. Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19

36

Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally. Audio from the RT Podcast

37

Joel's Meat Diet

Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.

38

Borders & Butts

Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.

39

Even More Plane Stories

RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific. Audio from the RT Podcast #19

40

Miles' Crazy Dad

Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT Podcast #202

41

Wet Dream, Polite Robbery

In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V. Audio from RT Podcast

42

Poopy Horse Blankets

Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own. Audio from RT Podcast

43

Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys

Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys. Audio from RT Podcast

44

Geoff's Pyro Friend

Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Build #25

45

Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls

Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239

46

Michael Punches Poo

While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.

47

Joel's Bottle Blooper

Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245

48

Chopped Stick

Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed. Audio from RT Podcast #243

49

Dogs & Disappointment

In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. Audio from RT Podcast

50

Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op

In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...