Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Season 7, Episode 5: A Tale of Copper & Quartz

1

Kids Are A-Holes

Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #375

2

The Loud and Proud Co-Worker

Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #374

3

Jeremy's Big Break

Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37

4

Strangers' Things

The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #396

5

A Tale of Copper & Quartz

Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #393

6

Burnie's Got Jokes

Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show

7

Miles' Counselor Story

Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322

8

Geoff's Burger Discount

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2

9

Gavin or Gaggle

It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #383

10

Chris' Love Delivery

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #396

11

Breaking Conventions, Touching Glass

Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #374

12

Geoff Ramsey: Best Dad Ever?

Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24

13

Bikes, Food, & Farts

A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382

14

Don't Talk at the Gym

Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #2

15

Forgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #374

16

Jeremy & Michael Get Hurt

Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37

17

Stinky Ride-Share Farts

Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392

18

Gus' Sharkdanko Interview

During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390

19

Roombas With Guns, Sharpies in Butts

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

20

Gavin and the Annoying German

Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #374

21

Chris Strikes Out

Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #25

22

Miles' Fake ID Excursion

Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #24

23

Porta-Potty Blowjob

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

24

Ding Dong Ditchers

Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

25

Gus' Turbulent Urination

Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401

26

Hands Free Peeing & Hulking Out

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

27

Cock Block Cop

A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

28

Barbara vs The Old Man

There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386

29

Sticks & Flowers

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433

30

Mugged Miles

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

31

Joker Sex

Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

32

Breast Kind of Greeting

Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440

33

Michael's Bathroom Blastoff

Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11

34

Denise Tries The Moonshine

Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86

35

Covered In Kittens

Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17

36

Drowning for Power

Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.

37

Macaroni Makeout

Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.

38

Tornado Punches

Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88

39

Don't Trust the Blue

Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show

40

TP and PP on the Seat

Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88

41

Geoff's Spring Break Spite Beard

Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut

42

Chris' Fake Fiance

Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448

43

Favorite RTAAs That Definitely, Probably, Might Have Happened

Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

44

Construction Conspiracy

Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.

45

Drunk Baby Sitting

Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.

46

GoG Do Cats Know

Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!

47

Sore About Syringes

Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.

48

Farts Still Funny

The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.

49

Aarons Astrology Standoff

Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.

50

Birds, Bees, And B.O

Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show

51

Becca's Inconvenient BM

Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427

52

Gavin's AC Anomaly

Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57

53

Snowboard Slam

Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.