Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Season 8, Episode 33: Burnie's Uber Story

1

Twitch Chicken

Jon and Miles get caught streaming at the same time and things get intimate. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #352

2

Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

The Gang argue about the art of recycling and Gus daydreams about a T-rex in the modern world. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405 post show and #350

3

Gus' Mile High Club

Gus just can't control his body. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436

4

Mooning Over Shoes

Aaron recalls the first time he was ever mooned, while Brandon pitches his moon shoes idea to a tough band of investors. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 340 and 462.

5

Michael the Baby Seal Overlord

Michael plays Overlord 2 and is a bit of an over achiever when it comes to killing. Denise isn't having it and tries to shame him. Audio from Off Topic #94

6

Find Your Kenny

Fun fact. Jon can't smell, so a couple of his college buddies put him to the test. Chris throws some shade. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #459

7

Michael Tiny Hands Jones

Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driving and things get out of 'hand' Audio from On the Spot #81

8

It Was Wet

Mica's dad thinks it's a good idea to microwave his cell phone. Audio from Always Open Podcast #14

9

Zombie Dog

Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405

10

Andy Uses a Tampon

Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26

11

Mermaids

The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #458

12

Elephant In Nawlins

Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.

13

Shattered Dreams

Mariel describes one of the weirdest events her school used to take part in. Don't drink and drive kids. Audio from Always Open Podcast #45

14

Batman Roleplay Pt. 1

Miles is writing a Batman porno, but needs a little insight from Kyle and Cole Audio from Backwardz Compatible DMC # 3 & 4

15

Batman Roleplay Pt. 2

The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.

16

Beanie Baby Catspiracy

Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463

17

Crazy Taxi

Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375

18

Millie So Serious

Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100

19

Impractical Yolkers

Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #451

20

Final Fantasy Fangirls

Yssa and Mica fangirl over some voice actors at the Crunchyroll expo. Audio from Fan Service #36.

21

When In Doubt Dab

Mariel gets a bit too competitive at Lindsay's baby shower. Audio from Always Open #37

22

Bulking Up

Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know. Audio from Off Topic #94

23

Beardy Kisses

Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.

24

Gavin's Golden Hands

Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out the meaning behind that phrase.

25

Gavin Touches The Butt

Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99

26

The Battle Of Bull Creek

Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that's cool. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #95.

27

Thank God It's Food Poisoning

Barbara goes on a school trip and starts to feel a little sick. Good thing TGI Fridays is always there for you. Audio from Always Open Podcast #34.

28

Ryan's Flying Failure

Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96

29

Cinema Sins

Michael, Trevor, and the gang talk about the superiority of Alamo Draft House movie theaters. Audio from Off Topic #92

30

Keep the Engine Revved

Mariel dated a girl for her car, Chris almost runs off the road, and Barbara sees more than she expected on a road trip to L.A. Audio from Always Open #40

31

Geoffrey Work

Sanitation is important when you're working in fast food, and Geoff had a long way to go in his early years. This story involves poop... lots of poop. Audio from Off Topic #13

32

SUV Stunt Kids

Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487

33

Burnie's Uber Story

Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481

34

Jooley

Jeremy has a run in with some pretty interesting guys at the bar. Is he cool enough to hang with them? Audio from Off Topic: #46

35

Movie Moments

It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that they wont forget. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #493

36

Gavin Co-Pilot

Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473

37

Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how great and clean Japan is. Audio from Always Open Podcast #21 and #40

38

G.U.S.

When an I.T. professional is cast to create internet content with his four drunk friends, his life gradually reveals the fascinating portrait of a complex man who rose from obscurity to staggering heights. Witness the Pain, Suffering, and Agony of the tortured middle aged artist like never before!

39

Moth in Your Ear

Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488

40

Chicken Tender Travesty

Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders. It is truly a wild tale. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #110

41

Cooking Naked

Ever cook naked? Chris has some tips and tricks to doing it right! Audio From Rooster Teeth Podcast #499

42

Donut Poops

When there's no bathroom, where do you poop? James Buckley has the answer. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #123

43

Flight of the Gungans

Lindsay is doing some improv and is stuck on a plane with one parachute, then she and Michael play out a scene in a galaxy far far away. Audio from On the Spot #55 and #115

44

Risk Lad

Trevor is Color Blind. Does that mean his other senses are heightened slightly? Is the world ready for a new super hero? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

45

Even Even More Plane Stories

The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

46

Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Would you fight someone with a raging erection? If they have a full plate jimmy hat, you might want to think twice! Audio from Backwardz Compatible, Vermintide 2

47

Fish Tank Prank

Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135

48

The London Poop Chronicles Part 1

Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147

49

Sketchy Scooters

They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place! Audio from Off Topic Podcast #143

50

The London Poop Chronicles Part 2

Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

51

Villy Vonka

Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

52

New Years Blackout

James DeAngelis from Sugar Pine 7 gets wrecked on New Years in San Francisco. Audio from: Always Open: Still Open #62