Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Season 9, Episode 34: Boat Body Burnie

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Mind Blowing Magician

Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140

3 min

2

Wrong Name Right

Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143

3 min

3

Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1

Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

3 min

4

Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2

Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

3 min

5

Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

3 min

6

Divorce Court - Part 1

Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

3 min

7

Divorce Court - Part 2

The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

3 min

8

Laxifish

Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490

2 min

9

Birthday Soup

Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510

2 min

10

Siriously Accidental

Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500

3 min

11

Still More Plane Stories

You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio from: Always Open #79

3 min

12

Andy Andy Yes Papa

Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from: On the Spot 128

2 min

13

Gus Gets Some Sugar

Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500

3 min

14

Big Red

Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

2 min

15

Dil-Do or Do Not

Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61

2 min

16

GusVsUSPS

Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

3 min

17

FightClubCruise

Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

2 min

18

Damien Does His Best

Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works? Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5

3 min

19

Vengeful Cats

Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446

3 min

20

Waiter Strikes Later

Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

3 min

21

Power Pound Friends

Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129

2 min

22

Peeing Private Ramsey

Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

3 min

23

Barbara Punkelman 6

Barbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open

2 min

24

Burnie Sims

Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509

2 min

25

Dirty Talk

Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502

3 min

26

Basco Tattoos

Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves! Audio from: Fan Service #29

3 min

27

Excuse-inal Support Animals

Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518

2 min

28

Meanest Angriest Animal

Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

3 min

29

Nuthin Like Huffin

Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

2 min

30

Gameshow of Love

The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Open # 84

3 min

31

Whale Cops

How many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514

2 min

32

Moon Walker Isolation

What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015

2 min

33

RT in Japan

Japan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew. Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511

3 min

34

Boat Body Burnie

Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

3 min

35

Lindsay Holiday Rally

Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always Open #11

3 min

36

Gus vs. Amazon

Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525

3 min

37

Blaine the Christmas Crasher

Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523

3 min

38

The Scarier Pigeon

Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547

3 min

39

Hawaiian Aloha

Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487

2 min

40

Three Small Boars

Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

4 min

41

Grossest Insert

What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

2 min

42

The Pickling Problem

What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522

3 min

43

Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water

Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535

2 min

44

Halloween Ball

The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

3 min

45

Bobbing for Sticks

Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

2 min

46

Burnie Burned

Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

3 min

47

Hands On Mistake

Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91

3 min

48

Napoleon's Complex

Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

3 min

49

3 Soups 2 Many

Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

3 min

50

Smith Squad

Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot: 100

2 min

51

That's a Lotta Roaches

Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

3 min

52

Chris Is Not Invited

Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5

3 min