CollegeHumor Shorts Season 1, Episode 26: What the English Goalie Was Thinking

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Post-apocalyptic Dane Cook

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

3 min

2

Cup Chicks Reaction: “Two and a Half Men”

A battle for the ages.

1 min

3

All R.A. Floor

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

3 min

4

GPS Voices

Navigation systems just got personal.

2 min

5

Viral Video Pet Store

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

3 min

6

Really, Really Light Beer

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.

1 min

7

Super Intense ER Promo

Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.

2 min

8

The Dark Knight: 1960s Version

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

2 min

9

Adopt-a-Graduate

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

2 min

10

Tweetlejuice

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

2 min

11

The Infinisphereb

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.

3 min

12

Fart Spelling Bee

He who smelled it, spelled it.

4 min

13

The Sims Horror Movie

This summer, fear controls you.

2 min

14

Saw Shaming

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

3 min

15

Geico Commercial Parody

Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.

2 min

16

A Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

2 min

17

Marco Polo Submarine

They’re not playing games.

2 min

18

The Matrix Pill

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

3 min

19

The Large Hadron Collider’s Secret

This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.

3 min

20

Back to the Future Sex Scenes

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

3 min

21

Google Wave Cyber Sex

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

2 min

22

Nazi Zombies

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

3 min

23

Iron Man 2 Alternate Takes

Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.

2 min

24

Grammar Nazis

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

4 min

25

Doctor Sim

I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.

2 min

26

What the English Goalie Was Thinking

Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.

1 min

27

Bros Icing Movies

Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.

3 min

28

Barack Obama’s BBQ 2010

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

3 min

29

World’s Greatest Soccer Dive

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

2 min

30

Action Movie Phone Call Fail

The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!

3 min