CollegeHumor Shorts Season 10, Episode 9: The Story of the First Friendsgiving

1

7-Way Meet Cute

It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.

4 min

2

Oh Boy, Free Crap

Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?

3 min

3

Watching Baseball Is Punishment

Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!

4 min

4

How You Really Use Exercise Machines

You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?

2 min

5

Visiting Your Crappy Hometown

Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!

3 min

6

How to Fill an Awkward Amount of Time

Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!

2 min

7

Standing Up for Yourself as a Woman, but Not Too Much

I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.

4 min

8

Now Is the Time to Do Something

The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shittier?

4 min

9

The Story of the First Friendsgiving

Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).

3 min

10

Every Dumb Start-Up Ever

People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?

4 min

11

If Hand Turkeys Were Real

Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.

2 min

12

Disarming Conversational Landmines

Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.

3 min

13

How to Actually Finish Something. For Once!

Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!

3 min

14

Instagram Art Show

Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?

4 min

15

Who’s the Real Cop?

He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.

3 min

16

The CollegeHumor Cast’s Favorite Sketches of 2017

One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.

43 min

17

Tips for a Fun New Year’s Eve

It’s the best worst night of the year.

4 min

18

Noises Dads Make

When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.

4 min

19

Wizard Gives Bad Directions

Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.

4 min

20

Every Movie Hospital Scene Ever

GET THESE THINGS OUTTA ME.

3 min

21

The New Face of the NRA

Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.

3 min

22

Your Phone Is Dying

My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?

4 min

23

Someone Broke into Our Hulu Account

Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!

3 min

24

Finally! A Female Serial Killer

You go (to jail) girl!

4 min

25

Insecure Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?

4 min

26

Running into Your Ex

The sport where both teams lose!

4 min

27

Reviewing Movies We Didn’t See

We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.

4 min

28

It’s God’s Fault We Lost the Game

God also clogged the toilet in the break room.

3 min

29

If People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.

3 min

30

Getting Caught Eating Alone

It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.

3 min