CollegeHumor Shorts Season 11, Episode 9: You Deserve a Nobel Prize

1

Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods

What? Kids love chocolate.

5 min

2

Do You Really Need Everything in That Backpack?

Is life even worth living without the precious, precious trash in your backpack?

3 min

3

Licking the Plate

Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship!

4 min

4

You’re Too Good for My Friends

Raph and Jess say Rekha is too good to date their friends, because for some reason they are best friends with terrible, terrible people.

3 min

5

Infinity War of Infinite Avengers

It’s time to gather everybody – absolutely everybody – to fight Thanos.

4 min

6

Vibrators for Women, Designed by Men

You’re welcome, ladies.

3 min

7

Honest Interracial Date

Dope, dope, dope.

2 min

8

Who Gets the Cool Gun?

Nothing’s “cool” about war. Except for that one laser gun. That thing kicks ass. Hell yeah.

4 min

9

You Deserve a Nobel Prize

Because it’s the least they could do. Literally. It’s pretty much the actual, mathematical, least.

4 min

10

5 Tips on Cooking for One

Grant is here to give you five helpful tips on making the most of your extremely solitary meals.

4 min

11

Dating Tips from Couples

As someone in a happy relationship who has no clue what you’re talking about, here’s my advice.

4 min

12

You’re Not Edgy, You’re Just Lazy

I don’t pay taxes because I’m a revolutionary, not because I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it.

4 min

13

Women Should Be So Embarrassed

Chompsky’s invents new reasons for women to be embarrassed—and the products to fix them.

4 min

14

Slide into the DMs: The Game Show

Slide into the DMs: the only game show where we cannot legally show you the prize.

3 min

15

When Your Date’s Apartment Sucks

Their apartments are basically the same, except for one of them being “condemned by the city”.

4 min

16

Sex Daddies Celebrate Father’s Day

Daddy like? No, seriously, what does he like?

3 min

17

Outtakes: Sex Daddies Celebrate Father’s Day

Daddy like—a little too much.

3 min

18

Can You Throw Our Ball Back?

Can you throw our ball back, Katie? Well? Can you?

4 min

19

ABC CEO: No More Racist Shows

America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

5 min

20

The Mom of the Friend Group

Jess is the mother of four beautiful, bouncing, adult comedy writers.

4 min

21

Every Wedding Speech Ever

I’ve never been funny before, but I’ll try it right now, on the most important day of your life.

4 min

22

Mending Your Relationship with Star Wars

Relationships come and go, but a franchise is forever.

4 min

23

We Know You’re on the Toilet

We even added subtitles, cuz we know what you’re doing.

4 min

24

This Monster Has No Phone Case

Thank god that Rekha noticed Trapp had no case on his phone. If she hadn’t, who knows how long this negligence would have gone on.

4 min

25

Boring Beer for Boring People

Honestly, even calling it beer is a bit of a stretch.

3 min

26

Diversity Is So In

Black Panther really started a hip new trend!

5 min

27

Support Women (If You Know One)

Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don’t deserve that. Other people might. I don’t know them. Whatever. That’s their deal. Have you seen Ballers?

3 min

28

Venmo CEO: We’re Fun!

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

5 min

29

Crippling Levels of Manliness

If you want to be a real MAN’S MAN, you better shut down all your feelings! Live your life terrified of showing any weakness! Clench your jaw literally your entire life!

3 min

30

The 5 Stages of Getting a Bad Haircut

Stage Six: Hats. So many hats.

3 min