CollegeHumor Shorts Season 12, Episode 13: A Dirty Cop’s Worst Nightmare

1

This Year’s Hottest College Looks

Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.

4 min

2

MoviePass CEO: Please Don’t Cancel

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

6 min

3

The News Is Just Tweets Now

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

3 min

4

The School Library Computer Game Collection

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!

3 min

5

Every Negotiation Scene Ever

Rekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she won’t say out loud.

5 min

6

Ruin Your Morning with Twitter!

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

2 min

7

I Hate Scary Movies

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

4 min

8

The Internet Comes Trick-or-Treating

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!

4 min

9

Kanye’s Social Media Manager

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

3 min

10

Not Enough Dishes for Friendsgiving

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.

3 min

11

Training for Thanksgiving at Home

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

4 min

12

The Truth about Football

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

5 min

13

A Dirty Cop’s Worst Nightmare

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

4 min

14

Bicoastal Time Zone Lesson

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

4 min

15

Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

5 min

16

Tumblr CEO: No More Porn

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

6 min

17

Deleted Scenes: Tumblr CEO

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

5 min

18

Honest Family Holiday When You’re an Adult

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

4 min

19

New Year’s Fingering

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

2 min

20

Your New Year’s Resolutions Never Change

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

5 min

21

Getting Stuck in a Dance Circle

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

4 min

22

Exercise Counts More If It’s Hard

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.

3 min

23

The Super Bowl Isn’t about Football

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

3 min

24

When Spelling It Out Gets Tricky

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.

3 min

25

Meet Cute with a Ghost

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

5 min

26

Disagreeing Doesn’t Make You Smart

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

4 min

27

Stop Ruining Rick & Morty

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

4 min

28

I’m Comfortable, Not Soft

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

5 min

29

Honest Trip to the Doctor

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

3 min

30

Sleeping Over for the First Time

The sport where spooning matters.

3 min