CollegeHumor Shorts Season 13, Episode 29: This Kidnapping Is So Hot

1

If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)

The rest is history.

4 min

2

Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

5 min

3

An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

4 min

4

Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

4 min

5

Grindr Profile Picture Day

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

4 min

6

Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

3 min

7

A 420 Visit from the Weed Man

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

4 min

8

Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

5 min

9

Realistic Dream Phone

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

2 min

10

There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food

You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

3 min

11

Eat Mayo Wherever You Go

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

2 min

12

Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

3 min

13

When Theater Kids Grow Up

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

4 min

14

The Apothecary Barista

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

4 min

15

Letting Go of Game of Thrones

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

5 min

16

Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

2 min

17

Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

5 min

18

Are You Nerdy Enough?

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

4 min

19

Minorities Don’t Look Alike

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

4 min

20

I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

3 min

21

The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

4 min

22

That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

4 min

23

Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times

Technology has always been scary and evil.

5 min

24

You Suck in Your Own Story

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

3 min

25

The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

4 min

26

Experimenting (Literally) in College

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

4 min

27

3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

4 min

28

Your Annoying Cheap Friend

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

4 min

29

This Kidnapping Is So Hot

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

4 min

30

Do I Hate the Bachelor?

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.

3 min