CollegeHumor Shorts Season 14, Episode 26: What Everyone’s Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving

1

Which Book Should Trigger Our Secret Door?

You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.

3 min

2

Alabama’s Other Abortion Options

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

4 min

3

The Genius behind Cartoon Boobs (Masterclass Parody)

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

4 min

4

Understanding the Losers Who Use Instagram Live

We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.

4 min

5

Do We Really Need Baby Boomers?

We could finally get something done about climate change!

4 min

6

When Your Favorite Old Shows Don’t Hold Up

It was a different time!

4 min

7

Do You Hate Me or Are You Just Flaky?

Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.

4 min

8

She’s Terrible, and She Owns It

Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.

4 min

9

Should You Give Career Advice?

Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.

3 min

10

Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

No one is going near those belongings on your watch!

3 min

11

Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

5 min

12

Real Adults Don’t Order Dessert

Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

4 min

13

Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy

Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.

5 min

14

Shut Up and Buy This iPhone

What are you going to do? Switch to Android?

2 min

15

We Don’t Need Directions from Dad Anymore

Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!

4 min

16

This Cool Professor Teaches Your Mom Email

If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.

5 min

17

Please Research the Person You’re Hiring

You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.

5 min

18

The Person Who Takes Their Halloween Costume Too Seriously

You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!

4 min

19

Breaking Up with Snapchat

Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!

3 min

20

The 5 True Horrors of Halloween

Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.

3 min

21

I’m on a Diet, but I’ll Be Bad

Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.

5 min

22

Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home

Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?

5 min

23

Networking Doesn’t Work for Every Job

Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.

4 min

24

Am I Doing Nothing with My Life?

Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?

4 min

25

Juul CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

6 min

26

What Everyone’s Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving

We can’t ALL be thankful for family!

4 min

27

Your Overly Complicated Holiday Plans

Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.

4 min

28

Don’t Call a Mech a Gundam

You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.

4 min

29

Adopting a Jellicle Cat

The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!

4 min

30

Uh, Technically, Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie

What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?

4 min