CollegeHumor Shorts Season 5, Episode 28: Why George R.R. Martin Shouldn’t Plan Your Wedding

1

Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Support marriage equality – or else.

3 min

2

Hostess Closes Down

Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.

3 min

3

Facebook Law for Idiots

Think before you post, America.

3 min

4

Looper Has Sex with Himself

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.

3 min

5

A Modern Night before Christmas

There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.

2 min

6

Darth Seder – Outtakes

As many missteps as the prequels.

2 min

7

The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant – Outtakes

Who ordered the chicken skins?

2 min

8

Any Given Puppy Bowl

Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.

3 min

9

eBromance

Welcome to the site where bromances are born.

3 min

10

Why Do People Hate Anne Hathaway?

What did she ever do to them?

3 min

11

New iPhones Are like New Girlfriends

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

3 min

12

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version

The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.

1 min

13

Honest Music Festival Commercial

It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.

2 min

14

Trampolines Are the Most Fun Way to Die

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

2 min

15

The Grossest Words Ever

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

2 min

16

New Orleans Flavor

Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.

1 min

17

New York Flavor

When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.

2 min

18

Boca Raton Flavor

You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.

1 min

19

Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.

3 min

20

HBO Should Show Dongs

HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.

3 min

21

Every Tech Commercial

Technology commercials need an upgrade.

2 min

22

My Little Brony Toy Commercial

For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…

2 min

23

Can You Tell a Sports Drink from a Body Wash?

Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?

4 min

24

How to Shop for Groceries Like You’re Not Single

Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.

2 min

25

A Lamaze Class for Taking a Shit

Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.

2 min

26

How to Tie a Tie: A Beginner’s Guide

Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.

2 min

27

Baristas Are the Ultimate Male Fantasy

Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.

3 min

28

Why George R.R. Martin Shouldn’t Plan Your Wedding

Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.

3 min

29

Philosophical Truth or Dare

A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.

3 min

30

Stop Saying You’re Old

It’s like my body knows – it just knows.

2 min

31

Big Boobs? Try Two Sports Bras

For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.

2 min

32

Water Balloon vs. Cologne Balloon (Game Show)

The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!

4 min

33

Genetics: The Secret to a Perfect Body

Discover the secret to my amazing body.

2 min

34

CollegeHumor Responds to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge

The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)

2 min