CollegeHumor Shorts Season 7, Episode 3: Teen Slang, Updated for Adults

1

Honest Rec Sports Commercial

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

3 min

2

What It’s Like to Have Insomnia

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

3 min

3

Teen Slang, Updated for Adults

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

3 min

4

Your Desk: The Hottest New Lunch Spot

Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.

1 min

5

Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (1)

Yeah, these are real.

4 min

6

Asking for a Raise in Your Relationship

If only it were that easy.

3 min

7

Ronda Rousey vs. Everything

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

3 min

8

Balloon Animal Challenge: Darth Vader on the Toilet

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

4 min

9

How to Neg Your Parents

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

3 min

10

Every Beauty Vlogger Ever

I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!

3 min

11

Pick-Up Artist or Serial Killer? (The Game Show)

It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.

3 min

12

Mascara: Look Not Sick!

Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.

1 min

13

The Guy Who’s Way Too Competitive (with Jeremy Sisto)

This isn’t the YMCA.

3 min

14

The Person at Your Party Who Never Leaves

Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.

3 min

15

What Sex with the Coen Brothers Must Be Like

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

3 min

16

We Challenge You Not to Yawn

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

4 min

17

Things That Cost Less than Candy Crush

The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.

2 min

18

Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

2 min

19

Americans Eat Japanese Toys for the First Time

Mind. Blown.

3 min

20

All Star Wars Characters Have Stupid Names

Great movies, super stupid names.

4 min

21

Periods Aren’t That Gross

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

3 min

22

What’s Inside Donald Trump’s Pockets

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

2 min

23

What’s Inside Bernie Sanders’ Pockets

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

2 min

24

Stop Making Guns So Sick

How’s that for gun control?

2 min

25

Buy Food Ethically, Unless It’s Too Hard

It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.

3 min

26

Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

4 min

27

What’s Inside Hillary Clinton’s Pockets

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

2 min

28

How to Make Pizzaroni Roly-Poly Pullaparts! Full Recipe

Don’t forget the olive.

3 min

29

Financial Tips for Broke People

You don’t have to have money to manage it.

3 min

30

The Paleo Diet for Cavemen

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.

3 min