CollegeHumor Shorts Season 8, Episode 11: How to Make Waiting for Uber Sexy

1

Oh No. Why Is This Trending?!

The internet can be an awful place sometimes.

4 min

2

Tinder Profile Picture Day (1)

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

3 min

3

Honest 4th of July BBQ

Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?

3 min

4

Stop Living in a Sad Boy House

Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.

3 min

5

The Insane Fashion of Political Conventions

If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.

4 min

6

The Play-by-Play for Your Weekend Plans

A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night

4 min

7

Legalize Weed so We Can Stop Talking about It

Preaching to the high choir.

3 min

8

Behind the Scenes of Donald Trump’s Twitter

Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.

3 min

9

If Action Heroes Had Your Resume

America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?

3 min

10

Couples Treat Single Friends Like Toys

Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!

2 min

11

How to Make Waiting for Uber Sexy

Watch him come.

3 min

12

When Couples Get Too Comfortable with Each Other

You can never get the back pimples by yourself.

2 min

13

The Give-It-a-Whirl F*ckers

The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.

4 min

14

When You Secretly Love Ranch Dressing

Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.

2 min

15

How Hot People Ruin Your Night

We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.

3 min

16

Trump Has the Best Goddamn Temperament

Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.

3 min

17

What It Takes to Wash Your Jeans

Hint: a lot.

2 min

18

If Political Discussions with Your Family Were like Presidential Debates

Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.

3 min

19

Honest Camping Trip

We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.

3 min

20

5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Cars

Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.

3 min

21

Pretend You Can Afford a Home with Zillow

Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.

2 min

22

The App That Does Everything… Poorly

Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?

3 min

23

Definitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time

Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.

3 min

24

Definitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time – Outtakes

They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.

2 min

25

Stop Living in a Sad Girl House

Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.

3 min

26

The Worst Gift on the First Christmas

Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.

4 min

27

That Special Someone You’ll F*ck This Holiday Season

Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.

3 min

28

How to Make a Human Pot Pie

First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.

3 min

29

Honest New Year’s

It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.

3 min

30

Ways Hitler Was like a Teenage Girl

He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.

3 min