CollegeHumor Shorts Season 9, Episode 8: Fake News Investigative Journalists

1

Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

3 min

2

The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

3 min

3

Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

4 min

4

I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

3 min

5

Dogs Are Practice Babies

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

3 min

6

Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

5 min

7

How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

2 min

8

Fake News Investigative Journalists

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

3 min

9

Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

A party guest most foul.

3 min

10

Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

3 min

11

Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

4 min

12

Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

2 min

13

5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

2 min

14

Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

4 min

15

We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

3 min

16

Music Festival Boot Camp

You can’t handle the merch booth.

5 min

17

It’s Technically a Meal

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

4 min

18

Eating with Your Rich Friends

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

4 min

19

Just Let the World Die

Take that, student loans!

4 min

20

An Honest Call with Your Bank

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

3 min

21

Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

4 min

22

The Straightest Dude Ever

He eats lighters.

4 min

23

The Relationship Simulator Bed

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

4 min

24

Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

3 min

25

I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

4 min

26

Porn, but for Crying

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

3 min

27

These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

3 min

28

Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

4 min

29

Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

2 min

30

Sorry My Car Is So Gross

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

3 min