Angela Anaconda Season 2, Episode 17: Oh the Humanatees

Vicious Cycle

Angela is not looking forward to the annual bicycle race. While she's stuck with her brother's hand me down bikes, Nanette rides the best bikes money can buy, and naturally rides rings around her and the competition. This year seems to be no different, until Angela stumbles upon an unidentifiable wallet containing enough money to buy a top quality bike.

30 min

To Catch a Thief

Tapwater Springs erupts into uproar after the Manoirs have several of their possessions stolen from them.

30 min

French Connection

The Anacondas get a Parisienne foreign exchange student called CiCi LeCreme who becomes friends with Nanette yet refuses to invite CiCi to her own house (under claims that their house is being fumigated for fleas).

30 min

The List

After getting into an ice skating accident, Angela becomes furious when everyone, even her friends, start joking with her because of it. She hides in the toilets and writes a list of jibes about everyone "who annoyed her" on a roll of toilet paper. When Nanette discovers the list, she starts blackmailing Angela into doing chores for her with it.

30 min

A Bug Responsibility

Josephine Praline lends Angela her collection of insects to mind for her. However, Angela may not be capable of such a big responsibility.

30 min

Pogo-A-Go-Go

Angela starts practicing using a pogostick, something which she is very bad at.

30 min

Snow Mercy

Nanette tricks Johnny into being on her side during a snowball fight with Angela.

30 min

Be-Trayed

When the school's "dump your lunch not your tray" policy causes Mrs. Brinks' class to lose recess, Angela admits to the crime, despite her innocence.

30 min

Earhart's Heirloom

Mrs. Brinks promises to show the class her family heirloom, a compass belonging to Amelia Earhart, if they behave for at least 30 days. Just as Mrs. Brinks is about to show them the compass, Angela accidentally ruins the deal by chewing on bubblegum. Angela then formulates a plan to make it up to Mrs. Brinks with her birthday.

30 min

Ancient Greeks

Nanette writes a "three-act Greek tragedy" casting all of the students in roles. Angela's plan to use reverse psychology in hopes of getting the part of Hercules backfires when Nanette casts the role to Gordy Rhinehart. Instead, Angela gets cast in a variety of other roles, including Medusa, Prometheus and Atlas due to Nanette's displeasure in Angela's acting performance.

30 min

Brinks of No Return

Angela is forced to stay at Mrs. Brinks' house when her family fails to pick her up due to a rainstorm. Once at Mrs. Brinks' house, Angela and Mr. Brinks are slaved around by Mrs. Brinks while she does nothing, and to make matters worse, Nanette has arrived.

30 min

Operation Ringside

Coach Rhinehart has a new and unknown job, one which has been cutting into quality time between him and Gordy for the past month. Coincidentally, a wrestler known as the Masked Menace has begun a meteoric month-long rise through the local wrestling circuit. Angela and her friends try to figure out whether or not Coach Rhinehart and the Masked Menace are the same person.

30 min

Eating with the Enemy

Mr. Manoir learns about Bill Anaconda's latest $20-winning invention, the Food Rejuvenator 3000, which turns dried fruit back into fresh fruit. He offers to invest money into it if it impresses him. Gen and Bill reluctantly invite the Manoirs for dinners.

30 min

Brocc-Fest

At the Tapwater Springs Broccoli Festival, Mrs. Brinks and Coach Rhinehart are mesmerized at Angela's painting of a broccoli inspired by Baby Lulu's bonnet. Angela then faces the prospect of becoming "Keeper of the Broccoli" when, in fact, she hates broccoli.

30 min

All for One

Angela gets paired with Nanette on a nature hike.

30 min

Uncle Nicky's Midlife Crisis

After finding a gray hair on his chest, Uncle Nicky believes himself to be turning old and goes out of his way to act young.

30 min

In a Pepper Pickle

An unscrewed pepper shaker lid prank against Mark and Derek backfires against Angela and she has to go to school with a nose full of itchy pepper.

30 min

Boo-Who?

Angela is planning on going trick or treating with her friends but can't risk wearing one of her mother's homemade costumes, so she orders an "Astro-Nutties" costume in the mail.

30 min

The Haunting Of Angela Anaconda

On Halloween night, Angela decides to give Mark and Derek a scare. When the lights start flickering and strange, howling noises echo through Angela's garage, Angela wonders if her garage is really haunted or if it is just Mark and Derek playing usual tricks.

30 min

The Lion, the Witch and the Weasel

At the zoo, Angela is chosen to do an assignment on the weasel, an animal that hasn't been seen since 1987.

30 min

Curse of the Mummy

At the museum, the mummy of King Tutankhamun falls on Angela, giving her what appears to be bad luck.

30 min

No Thanksgiving

When her family gets sick from Nanette's visit, it's up to Angela to cook Thanksgiving dinner.

30 min

Family Tree

As a school project, Angela must trace her roots to see if her ancestors were of any significance to Tapwater Springs, even to see if Angela was related to the people who owned Miss Netty, the cow who saved Tapwater Springs from a wildfire on February 11, 1901. Angela eventually finds out that the Manior family owned Miss Netty, but through pieces of a photo she discovers that the cow was actually the one who started the fire.

30 min

Goodbye Mrs. Brinks

Mrs. Brinks reveals that she plans on leaving when the school is visited by Dr. Danny Fanny. To make sure Mrs. Brinks leaves, Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy dress in neat clothes and act good. To make sure Mrs Brinks stays, Nanette, January and Karlene dress up as punks, nickname themselves "Bruiser" (Nanette) "Cheeky" (January) and "Grunt" (Karlene) and act bad.

30 min

The Birdlady of Tapwater Springs

After Angela revives an unconscious bird, everyone thinks she has "healing powers" and is given a variety of problems to "heal." However, Nanette is the only who thinks Angela's healing powers are fake and tries to exploit it, only to find herself in trouble with Mrs. Brinks.

Secret Santa

The class picks Secret Santas for Christmas. When Angela picks Nanette much to her chagrin, she must decide between buying a bottle of "toilet water" or a toaster for French toast.

Hooray for Chanukah

Uncle Nicky accidentally loses Gina Lash's great-grandmother's menorah in a game of dreidel and Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy go on a crusade from place to place to retrieve the menorah in time for the Chanukah party.

Return to Sender

The class each get a pen pal, and Angela gets Marie Antoinette from France as hers. When Marie Antoinette's letters turn malicious, Angela begins to suspect Nanette is responsible.

I Wanna Mold Your Band

Mr. Tastee Twirl hosts a talent contest which the winner will get to ride around in the truck and ring the bell. Angela and Her Band-Aconda compete against Nanette's girl group, the Ooh La La La Lahs.

Don't Be Caddie

Angela and her friends try to keep cool during the hottest day in Tapwater Springs. When they stumble across the member's only pool at the town country club, Angela and her friends wind up "helping" Mark and Derek with their jobs as caddies.

The Pup Who Would Be King

King gives birth to a litter of puppies, one of which looks exactly like her, which Angela names King II. However, to Angela's shock, King II gets adopted by Mrs Brinks and renamed as Princess.

Cheese Under Pressure

Angela tries to find the perfect food in order to trade off her liverwurst sandwiches. Nothing she tries seems to work until a can of Squiggly Cheese changes her lunchtime fortunes change for the better.

Troop or Consequences

Gordy is recruited into the Junior Ranger-ettes by Angela and Gina in their efforts to keep January and Karlene from electing Nanette as troop leader.

The Great Granny Grudge

After taking Grandma Lou to Abatti's Pizza for lunch, it is revealed that Grandma Lou and Nona Abatti have had a lifelong feud and even go so far as to prevent Angela and Johnny from being friends.

News at Eleven

Nanette is unsurprisingly chosen as head anchor when Mrs. Brinks' class is chosen to do a newscast for the town's community-access channel. Angela, by contrast, is given the farm report. All seems lost until one of Farmer Jangels' goats gives birth to six kids.

The Girl with All the Answers

Gina is one gold star away from being crowned Q&A Queen and defeating Nanette in the process. When Gina eats too much the night before the final competition, the crown is as good as Nanette's, until Angela stumbles upon the teacher's edition of their textbook. Angela would love to become the new Q&A Queen though in her heart she knows that Gina truly deserves the coronation.

Good Seats

Angela and her friends win free tickets to the movie Interstellar Mega Giants vs. Mechanataur, but obstacles prevent her from finding the best seats in the theaters.

Abra-Abatti

After assisting a magician during his performance, Johnny begins his own routine with the assistance of Gina. But when Gina is a no-show, Angela and Nanette compete to fill her place.

Stupid Cupid

Angela's attempt to play Cupid for Gordy backfires big time when Gina's mom Liz and Coach Rhinehart strike up a romance which negatively impacts everyone in town.

Gordy in the Plastic Bubble

After looking at an eyelash under a microscope and spotting a microbe on it, Gordy becomes mysophobic and refuses to leave the house.

Camp Anaconda

After dropping out of "Camp Connie" Angela, Gina, Johnny and Gordy stay at the Anaconda's home which they rename as "Camp Anaconda". Camp Anaconda however seems to be even worse, as Angela's brothers won't let them do anything at all.

Sound of Silence

Football season is canceled when Coach Rhinehart loses his voice. Not only does this provide Mark and Derek with ample time to torture Angela, but the team loses the next game (courtesy of Gordy Rinehart’s words-of-wisdom). Angela must find a way to get the coach healthy again.

Johnny Learns to Swing

When Johnny finds that he has grown his "first ever Abatti chest hair", Uncle Nicky begins to pressure Johnny into manhood. After a "crash course in coolness", Johnny's reemergence as "John-O" slowly begins to disgust Angela and her friends.

Firm-A-Foam

Angela looks forward to spending Take Your Kids to Work Day helping her father Bill with his inventions. Instead, she assists her father at his day job as a traveling salesman selling expandable foam.

For the Love of the Game

Jimmy Jamal goes away and trusts Angela to keep his "Slamboy" game for him until he returns. However, Nanette takes the batteries, causing Jimmy's saved game to be lost, and Angela must get Jimmy's game back.

Surf's Up

Mrs. Lash takes Angela and her friends to the beach. The four of them are thrilled to be out of school and on the shore; until Nanette and her posse show up to spoil their fun. To make matters worse, Mrs. Brinks is a volunteer lifeguard.

Dog Gone It

Angela and her friends must save Mark and Derek's softball from a possessive neighborhood dog named Carnivorous.

Jiggly Fruit Classic

The evil Jiggly Fruit mascot Jiggly James announces that Jiggly Fruit will be replaced by "New Jiggly Fruit" which tastes disgusting. Angela, Gina and even Mrs Brinks go out of their way to protest against New Jiggly Fruit and bring back old Jiggly Fruit, even going so far as to replace Mrs. Brinks' lectures with protest periods and masquerading as the "Jiggly Angels".

Race Car Race

Johnny gets into an accident preparing for the soapbox racecar derby. Disappointed with himself, Johnny is convinced he has lost his racing magic and Angela must take the wheel.

Childhood for Sale

To cover the damage done to Mrs. Brink's window, Angela takes Uncle Nicky's advice and decides to sell some of her stuff. But as nostalgia makes her "keep" pile grow and grow, Angela must choose between parting with her belongings or the prospect of working off the debt.

The Best is Yeti to Come

On a family picnic, Angela is convinced that she has photographed an elusive yeti. When nobody believes her, she decides to stake out the park.