The Cyanide & Happiness Show Season 2, Episode 5: World War Too

Too Many Trains

Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.

Episode Too

Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.

Too Tall a Tale

A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.

Too Much Time

Portal Potties, Time Tourists, and Tolerance.

Too Deep Too Furious

Too Many Hats

Hat Buddies and America's patriotic heroes, Star Stangled Bastard and Eagle.

Too Many Cops

Too Many Superheroes

Too Much History