Two Guys and a Girl Season 3, Episode 17: Feast or Fireman

1

A New Hope (2)

Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with "Yes, in theory" as it's obvious she's not sure about marrying him but doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she can't speak a word of English.

21 min

2

Au Revoir Pizza Place

Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny.

21 min

3

Teacher's Pet Peeve

Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is riding him too hard.

21 min

4

Career Day

Ashley's ex-husband plays a prank on Berg by making him believe that Ashley used to beat him. Pete tries to get Sharon a new job and in anticipation she quits her old job before finding out she didn't get the job.

21 min

5

Sunday in the Apartment

Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.

21 min

6

Halloween 2: Mind Over Body

A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.

21 min

7

Berg's New Roommate

Sharon and Johnny compete with another couple to get an opening date for their wedding. Ashley bribes Pete so she can move in.

21 min

8

Foul Play

Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon and Johnny to the Kama Sutra.

21 min

9

Talking Turkey

Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley moves in with Sharon and Johnny.

21 min

10

Liver and Learn

Ashley moves in with Johnny and Sharon and Johnny keeps walking in on her in various stages of undress. Pete learns that his grandfather only has six months to live.

21 min

11

A Moving Script

As Johnny tries to talk Sharon into moving to the basement studio, Ashley and Berg duke it out over her hunky new roomie. Meanwhile, Pete's stalker keeps him guessing when she snatches a package meant for him

21 min

12

Out With the Old

Robert Goulet stops by Ashley's boffo New Year's Eve party, where the Broadway king holds court with Pete's unstable date. Meanwhile, in the basement, Johnny puts Sharon off with his Goulet fixation as they prepare to greet the new millennium.

21 min

13

Bridesmaid Revisited

A musical trio narrates the tale of Sharon and Ashley's night of drunken bonding that lands Ash in Sharon's wedding party. Meanwhile, Pete fails to clean up with a woman he meets at a laundromat bar.

21 min

14

The Monitor Story

Sharon tries to reunite Berg and Ashley with the help of video monitors wired to watch the tenants in the building. But it looks like they may not be able to use the cool new tool to save Pete from Irene and her crazy scheme to enshrine him.

21 min

15

The Wedding Dress

Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix her own sink after insulting Johnny for his know-how in the "simpler" things in life.

21 min

16

A Rookie Script

When Ashley starts dating Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, Berg sets out to show up the guy at Sharon's charity bachelor auction. Meanwhile, Irene invests more than Pete's worth to snatch him off the auction block.

21 min

17

Feast or Fireman

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. He's suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

21 min

18

Once Again From the Beginning

Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg is afraid he might screw up at the hospital again when he's called in to replace a sick doctor and Irene's dad visits.

21 min

19

War Stories

Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.

21 min

20

Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette

The guys at the firehouse make Pete believe that Marty has a thing for him. Pete, Berg and Sharon decide to hang out at O'Malley's, their old college hangout, just like old times since Johnny is having his bachelor party but Johnny shows up anyway and Berg gets mad at him for ruining their evening and punches Johnny right in the face.

21 min

21

Love Shack

The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap but she has an affair instead. Sharon has a tea party and Pete and Berg's invites members of the hospital but the wrong ones show up first and they think that she's running a prostitution ring.

21 min

22

Another Moving Script

Sharon gets jealous when Johnny helps his friend Shawn with her Lamaze class, Pete is mad at Berg when he goes out with Marti because Pete wanted to go out with her and Germ suspects Ashley of stealing hospital supplies.

21 min

23

The Undercard

Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Sharon makes all the important choices, Pete is stressed when Marti gets into fireman boot camp before he does and they admit to each other that they like each other, Berg is depressed so he visits his parents only to discover that his mom threw his dad out because he cheated on her.

21 min

24

El Matrimonio Loco

Irene throws Sharon and Johnny a wedding on the roof after Sharon cancels some of the plans, Pete and Marti go off to fireman boot camp and Berg and Irene hook-up.

21 min