Human Kind Of Season 1, Episode 19: I Bought Your School

1

Attack of the Period Monster

Judy Reilly wakes up on her 16th birthday to find that her period has become a gigantic sentient monster that can say her name. This is perfectly normal and fine.

2

Gene Genie

Cory responds to discovering her best friend is half alien the only way she knows how - by trying to dismember Judy for profit.

3

Volleyball Goddess

Judy's alien powers make her suspiciously good at volleyball, which begs the question - is there volleyball in space? This question will not be answered in this episode, or in this season, or at all, ever. We will never, ever know.

4

Judy and the Beast

On the morning of the Halloween dance, Judy wakes up to find she has transformed into a full-fledged alien beast. It's fine. It's not like she wanted to look pretty or anything. This is perfect, actually. Thank you Universe.

5

Mating Habits

Is it normal to fantasize about literally biting your crush's head off and eating it? Asking for a friend.

6

Uncommon Cold

What laws of physics? Judy sneezes herself into the future and there's a monster and a spaceship and a super hot guy with an eye patch and she gets to wear a tiara!

7

Interior: Bully

To use telepathy to blackmail your homeroom bully, or to not use telepathy to blackmail your homeroom bully...that is the question.

8

Desperately Seeking Social Skills

Oh, like you wouldn't shapeshift into a more popular person if you could. Please.

9

The Core

We interrupt these boring Judy-inspired episode descriptions to bring you something way cooler and better: THE CORE!

10

Mr. Russo is Missing

Mr. Russo didn't show up to class today, and according to the transitive property of best friendshipdom, that gives Judy and Cory probable cause to search his apartment.

11

You Can Trust Me, Judy

Can an anonymous government agent convince a bored teenager to undergo a series of mysterious experiments for the sake of scientific progress? I mean probably, yeah.

12

Space Camp

JUDY FINALLY GOES TO SPACE!!!!* (*pretty sure)

13

Work is Work

You know what's fun? Thinking you're going to be an alien diplomat, and then instead working at a diner where all the kids who make fun of you can go to make fun of you and you can't leave!

14

Aliens Anonymous

It's exactly what it sounds like.

15

Hoax of the Century

Judy gets internet famous, Iris considers poisoning the town's water supply, and everyone gets together for a good old-fashioned government conspiracy.

16

House Party

Judy and Cory throw an enormous house party while Iris is out of town, complete with human teenagers, alien drugs and something disgusting happening in the bathroom.

17

Plan B From Outer Space

After a brief but bizarre interaction with a group of aliens at her party, Judy starts to feel funny. When her symptoms worsen the next day, the school nurse tells her she appears to be pregnant. Fortunately, Mr. Russo knows about a secret clinic for aliens living on Earth...

18

Invisible Girl

When Melissa and her friends catch Iris and Russo making out in the parking lot, Judy is so mortified that she literally turns invisible. She flees the school and hides in Iris’s car, inadvertently becoming a fly on the wall for the rest of Iris’s day.

19

I Bought Your School

There's nothing quite like buying your daughter's high school and becoming her principal to make up for a lifetime of neglect.

20

Big Fish

Reasons Earth Deserves To Join An Intergalactic Civilization: Pizza

21

Small Pond

JUDY FINALLY GOES TO SPACE!!!!* (*for real this time)