The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Season 13, Episode 12: A Helpless Female

1

Rick and the Girl Across the Hall

Kris becomes jealous when Rick gives a few rides to Sheila, who works across the hall, while her car is being repaired.

2

Rick's Old Printing Press

When Ozzie gives Ricky's old printing press to some neighborhood children they use it to publish a gossip sheet.

3

The Study System

Wally devises a study system.

4

Rick And Kris Go To The Mountains

Rick and his fraternity brothers plan on holding an all-night poker game at his in-laws' mountain cabin. However, unknown to Rick, Kris thinks that Rick is planning a getaway for just the two of them.

5

A Letter of Recommendation

Wally asks David to write him a letter of recommendation for a job but David can't think of anything good to say.

6

Kris Goes to College

Kris decides to join Ricky at college so they'll have more time together but she eventually becomes a nuisance to his balancing a job and classes.

7

The Pennies

The neighborhood kids entrust Ozzie with their jar of pennies but he decides to borrow it for an evening of poker unaware that the jar contains a valuable coin collection.

8

The Ballerina

Harriet enlists Kris, Rick, and his fraternity brothers to help out with entertaining the kids at the Women's Club Annual Children's Show. Ozzie wants to get into the act, too.

9

A Bedtime Story

The college dean gets Ricky and his pals to help the school set a record for staying in bed for the longest time.

10

Harriet's Quiz

Ozzie gets a so-so score on Harriet's marital quiz.

11

Kris Plays Cupid

There's double-trouble after Kris tries to play Cupid with Wally and Ginger.

12

A Helpless Female

Kris thinks she'll appear more feminine to Ricky if she plays weak and helpless.

13

The Exotic Housemother

Ricky and his frat brothers think that an exotic dancer would make a great housemother.

14

Chess Set

Ozzie discovers that a precocious neighborhood child is winning money playing chess.

15

The Cafe Caper

Ozzie, David, and Ricky find themselves in an awkward situation when they're discovered alone in a restaurant.

16

The Petition

Harriet wants a petition to make Wives Day a Holiday.

17

Dave, the Fraternity Advisor

David becomes the advisor for Ricky's fraternity and discovers that the members are living well beyond their means.

18

Rick Grows a Beard

When Ricky grows a beard it set off a chain reaction among his male friends and relatives who all decide to grow beards too.

19

The Big Dog

Will Rick wind up in the doghouse, after he surprises Kris with a Great Dane on her birthday?

20

The Trunk

Hoping to find hidden treasure, Ozzie and Joe purchase a locked mystery trunk at auction.

21

Kris's Girlfriend

Kris's old girlfriend comes back to town to live permanently in Hillsdale but stays with Kris and Rick instead of searching for her own apartment.

22

Rick's Raise

Ozzie and Harriet find themselves caught in the middle when Ricky begins badgering employer David for a raise.

23

Breakfast for Harriet

Ozzie cancels a golf date to stay home and make breakfast for Harriet, who is in bed with a cold.

24

The Desk Photo

Kris and Harriet have photos taken for Rick and Ozzie to put on their desks.

25

The Early Rush Party

Rick's fraternity throws an illegal party to recruit a high school football star.

26

A Painting from the Past

A painting from Rick's past comes back into his life and causes contention between him and Kris.