The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Season 6, Episode 24: The Dating System

Fixing Up the Fraternity House

Ozzie and Harriet wind up as babysitters so that young people can attend a dance being held by David and his fraternity brothers.

The Man Without a Family

Ozzie feels that Ricky is neglecting him in favor of his rocker friends.

Treasurer's Report

Ozzie goes to great effort to present the Men's Club treasury report, but it seems no one is interested, until a little side-benefit is discovered.

The Boys Land in Jail

Ricky and Dave get a gig to play an out-of-town dance but end up in jail.

Mystery Shopper

The Emporium is hosting a contest for customers to name the 'Mystery Shopper'.

Ricky's Big Night

Rick wants to go out with a new girl, but she doesn't date high school boys, so Rick uses Dave's fraternity ring and pin to get a date with her.

Free Flowers

Ozzie, Darby, and Joe's late night bowling have wives needing apologies. After buying a bouquet Darby changes his mind leading the other two to fight over the blooms. Harriet and Clara become bewildered over the disappearing flowers.

Ozzie's Triple Banana Surprise

Ozzie has a restless night, after he downs two double-banana torpedoes.

Fourteen Mile Hike

Ozzie has promised to take the neighborhood youngsters on a hike but he also wants to play in a golf tournament. He has a plan to do both but he needs David and Rick's help to make it happen. His trail reading skills though are not that good.

Tuti-Fruiti Ice-Cream

Thoughts and dreams of Tutti-Frutti ice cream prompt Ozzie and Darby to embark on an all-night quest in search of the flavor needed to satisfy their craving.

The Christmas Tree Lot

The boys want to raise money for Christmas presents. They decide on selling Christmas trees, if only they can fund a lot. After receiving a new shipment of trees they find themselves in need of a new lot once again. Ozzie comes to the rescue when he sets up a deal with a real estate agent to give them a building if the boys will take out his nieces, who recently moved into town. But business seems slow at this location so Ozzy suggests that Ricky plays his music to attract customers.

Ricky Goes on TV

The Trophy

Ozzie is determined that the Nelsons will win the cross-country obstacle race being held at his men's club annual picnic.

The Road Race

Ozzie fixes up an old-time car so he can enter a race against a modern hotrod. Will it be another race of the tortoise versus the hare?

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David and the Stewardess

Dave meets a beautiful blonde stewardess on a flight, but constant interruptions and chance run-ins with one of the airline's pilots prevent them from having time alone on several attempted dates.

The Picture in Rick's Notebook

Everyone is mystified when a picture of a pretty girl falls from Ricky's notebook.

Harriet's Dancing Partner

Harriet goes dancing with an old dancing partner, while a nervous Ozzie stays home and plays poker with the guys.

The Safe

Ozzie buys a large used safe for the home. Problems ensue, so Ozzie hatches a devious plot that causes upheaval among his neighbors.

David and the Men's Club

Invited to a Men's Club meeting by his father, David makes a suggestion which unintentionally snowballs out of control.

Who is Betty?

Three girls named Betty ask Ricky to a ladies choice dance at his high school.

The Old Band Pavilion

Ozzie spearheads a campaign to bring back live band music to the park pavilion.

The Practical Joker

Ozzie and Darby wager on whether Darby can pull a practical joke on Ozzie within one week. With just one day left to go, Ozzie has is guard up, and he decides to attempt to play a practical joke on Darby.

Scavenger Hunt

Ozzie, Darby, Doc, and Joe challenge their wives to a scavenger hunt, in order to determine which is the smarter sex.

The Closed Circuit

Ricky and his pal attempt to build a television set from a kit.

The Top Gun

Ozzie challenges a quick draw cowboy at a store opening.

The Record Trout

Ozzie & Darby both claim they caught a large record making trout for the Men's Club, while fishing. This problem is made worse after they take the fish to the taxidermist.

The Bachelor

The Nelsons and their neighbors, the Randolphs, try to play Cupid for a bachelor.

Code of Honor

Wally catches Dave in what appears to be a compromising situation with a fellow frat brother's date. He suspects Dave has violated the unwritten code of the fraternity: "No Brother shall attempt to steal another guy's girl away from him."

Ricky is Micky

In order to avoid going on a blind date arranged by Harriet, Ricky poses as his friend Micky.

Rick's Chemistry Grade

Oz runs into a teacher that informs him that if his son doesn't pick up his work in chemistry, he'll get a failing grade, so he high pressures Rick into studying harder, and forgoing his social life.

The Magic of Three

Ozzie volunteers at a women's club banquet with predictable results.

The International Set

Everybody tries to get into the act after David's fraternity decides to give a Bavarian party in honor of new exchange students at the university.

Ozzie and the Bridge Group

After a new neighbor moves in, the Nelsons decide they are in a rut and should try different things.

A Cruise for Harriet

Trying to dissuade Ozzie from taking a stag fishing trip, Harriet announces that she's going to take a vacation all by herself.