The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Season 8, Episode 4: Who Needs Girls

The Sea Captain

One of Ozzie's old college friends, now a sea captain, invites Dave to join him on his next round-the-world cruise - much to Ozzie and Harriet's consternation.

Ozzie, the Host

Ozzie invites Darby over for dinner. The simple dinner turns into a big party as more friends are invited.

David, the Law Clerk

It seems as though everyone is trying to help David get a job as a law clerk.

The Rancher's Daughter

The father of David's galpal owns a ranch with a well-stocked lake for fishing so Ozzie and his buddies wrangle an invitation.

The Nelsons Decide to Move

Ozzie decides that the family needs to move into an apartment and tries to convince them to follow his advice.

David, the Sleuth

David trails a man whom he believes is faking an injury in order to collect insurance money.

The Gas Station

When the women's club takes over a gas station one weekend for charity, Ozzie, Darby and Joe are sure they'll be sweet talked into helping, and resolve to refuse.

Fathers' Night at the Fraternity House

The fraternity brothers are short of funds for the swimming pool they want to build in back of the frat house, so they plan to put the squeeze on their fathers by luring them to a Dad's Night steak dinner.

Happy Anniversary

Harriet and Ozzie both make plans to surprise the other on their anniversary.

Rick Gets Even

A beautiful girl breaks a dance date with Rick.

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An Interest for Harriet

Ozzie tries to interest Harriet in his activities so they can be together.

Ozzie Keeps a Secret

It's up to Ozzie to get Ricky's galpal to a surprise party in her honor without ruining the surprise.

David's Car Payments

David is borrowing money from everyone he knows to help out a friend. When Ozzie misinterprets a letter from a finance company to David, (it's an advertising flier), he thinks that David's car in being repossessed. Oz and Harriet think that David is in deep financial trouble.

The Circus

In order to impress a girl who works at a circus, David and Ricky put together a trapeze act.

Rick's English Literature Class

The local Women's Club needs a guest speaker, and Ozzie is nominated.

The Lockout

If Dave and Rick don't return their dates to the dorm by eleven o'clock, they will be locked out by their strict housemother.

The Uninvited Guests

Ozzie and Harriet are receiving a visit from a couple they met when away for a weekend through mutual friends but are having trouble remembering who they are.

A Trap for Ricky

A girl has a crush on Ricky and her friends devise ways to bring them together.

An Interesting Evening

Dave Goofs Off

David tries to impress the senior partner at his law firm.

The Magic Dishes

Harriet tells a tall-tale about the magic that her dishes possess.

The Professor's Experiment

Rick volunteers to assist a professor with his chemistry experiments on Saturday night to avoid having to take two girls to a fraternity dance on the same night.

The T-Shirts

One of the founders of the Men's Club is returning to town and Ozzie's in charge of getting T-shirts welcoming him back.

Missing Husband

Bad Day at Blueberry Rock

Ozzie is determined to ride his rented bicycle all the way uphill to Blueberry Rock.

Dave and the Schoolteacher

David strikes up a relationship with an old elementary school classmate, who has now grown up to be a beautiful elementary school teacher.

Big Plans for Summer

Rick, Wally, and Zeke search for summer jobs.

The Forgotten Promise

Ozzie and Joe try to duck out on a promise they made to their wives that they would attend an upcoming lecture with them.

Painting the Sorority House

Rick and his fraternity brothers get roped into painting their girlfriends' sorority house.

No News for Harriet

When Harriet gets disappointed because Ozzie forgot to tell her anything about his day, neighbor Joe Randolph suggests that he make things up.

Weekend Vacation

Ozzie wants some peace and quiet on a weekend vacation but Harriet has other ideas.