The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Season 9, Episode 16: Safe Husbands

1

Fraternity Junk Drive

A newspaper article mistakes the fraternity's intentions regarding disbursement of funds raised from their junk drive. The frat brothers must scramble to set things right.

2

David Gets Discouraged

After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.

3

Ozzie, the Boatkeeper

Ozzie lets nieghbor Joe Randolph store his new boat at the Nelson home.

4

His Brother's Girl

Dave falls for Rick's girlfriend, Jane, and the feeling is mutual. Dave invites Jane to a dance and can't decide how to break the news to his brother.

5

David Gets a Raise

David is anxious for his boss to give him a raise.

6

The Table and the Painting

Ozzie and Joe Randolph exchange gifts.

7

A Sweater for Ricky

Galpal Joyce begins knitting a sweater for beau Ricky but when it takes up too much of her time he begins seeing another damsel.

8

A Friend in Need

Ozzie's friends play golf instead of helping him fix the plumbing at the Nelson house.

9

David's Almost In-Laws

Ozzie and Harriet think David is planning to get married when they get invited to dinner at his galpal's house.

10

David Hires a Secretary

David hires a pretty girl to be his boss's secretary when the regular gal takes a vacation.

11

A Lawnmower for Ozzie

Ozzie and Ricky break into Joe Randolph's garage to retrieve a borrowed lawnmower.

12

The Girl in the Emporium

After meeting a girl who works in an emporium, Ricky applies for a Christmas job there.

13

A Piano for the Fraternity

David and Ricky's fraternity decides to throw a Christmas party but there's no piano to be found.

14

Rick Counts the Ballots

It's time for the Campus Queen contest and Rick gets assigned to count the ballots.

15

The Girl Who Loses Things

Rick's girlfriend becomes jealous when he keeps bumping into a klutzy girl.

16

Safe Husbands

Ozzie and Joe scheme to make their wives jealous.

17

The Lost Briefcase

David gets his briefcase mixed up with that of someone else.

18

The Chaperones

Ozzie & Harriet volunteer to be chaperone's at a party for Rick's fraternity. But there seems to be some confusion as to where the party is going to be held.

19

Bowling With the Wives

Ozzie inadvertently invites the wives to come bowling with the guys.

20

Our Man in Alaska

Ricky's frat brothers think he's been giving out information about fraternity activities to a school newspaper gossip columnist.

21

Two Small Boys and a Dog

David plays the judge over the rightful owner of a dog when two boys claim it to be their's.

22

The Boys' Portraits

A pretty college student paints a portrait of Rick, but Ozzie and Harriet are afraid that Dave will become jealous.

23

Mr. Kelley's Important Papers

In David's absence, Ozzie and Harriet decide to deliver some important papers for his boss.

24

Dave's Golf Story

Dave has a great golf story, but Wally submits it to the attractive campus newspaper editor as his own.

25

Rick's Broken Arm

Wally stands up his galpal using the excuse that he was visiting a friend with a broken arm---Ricky.

26

The Little Houseguest

Ozzie and Harriet babysit for a neighbor's son when his mother goes to the hospital to have a baby.

27

The Manly Arts

Ozzie, Ricky, and David disagree over which form of self-defense is best and they might get a chance to find out when they take jobs as guards for a detective agency.

28

A Question of Suits and Ties

Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.

29

The Pen and Pencil Set

A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.

30

Selling Rick's Drums

With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.

31

E.S.P.

Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.

32

Rick's 21st Birthday

Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.

33

Built-In Television Set

Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.